radmad.ca

my lungs are buuuurning
-18 degrees outside
fuk'n cold
which means i'm feeling pretty awesome
and even managed
to lap
every single couch lounger out there
ya lazies

this christmas is gonna suck
which is okay
things have to be crappy to make you appreciate
the awesome

which is just
around the corner

gramps with his two lasses
i will miss you
and i hope good comes of your loss
like stronger relationships
and closer ties

superjudge and radmad
went to the leafers game last night
like old times
except sans the sex


i started talking to the guy next to me
he made me laugh
and shared his pretzel m&m's
i told craig that i should have brought a chick
because my ovaries were singing
at the bevy of hot men
in attendance

and well
he was cramping my single styles
so i told guy next to me that
i was with my ex
from like five years ago
and then dude asked if we were going to get it on
something about an olive branch
i dunno


anyways i toyed with giving him my number
and then also waited to see if he'd ask
and craig whispered to me that i could do better
i mean he was not overly attractive
but he had personality

gah
on old client gave me the tiks
and he was in his company's seats
hmmm
perhaps i will hunt him down


calling magnum PI

the people above me are still smoking
it is fuking gross
and it makes me want to scream

so i got this
to jam up the vent in my bathroom
because that is where the stench
comes from


i feel so violated
i also feel scared to touch this shit
like little particles of it are going to get lodged
in my lungs and i'm going to have trouble breathing
forever

its for things like this
that a boyfriend slash husband
would be ideal