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Tuesday, January 17, 2012

hey there



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bliss


i don't know what it is with me
and quotes lately
maybe getting sentimental in my old age

today is my one year anniversary at my "new" gig
still loving it
still feels like the honeymoon stage
which is quite incredible
because i tend to bore easily
unless i feel engaged, challenged and excited
about something
in which case
i'm loyal
beyond loyal


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Friday, January 13, 2012

raison d'etre




you don't have to dig too deep
if you want to find some dirt on me


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Wednesday, December 28, 2011

just do it. okay i will


my lungs are buuuurning
-18 degrees outside
fuk'n cold
which means i'm feeling pretty awesome
and even managed
to lap
every single couch lounger out there
ya lazies


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Saturday, December 24, 2011

merry christmas jerks


this christmas is gonna suck
which is okay
things have to be crappy to make you appreciate
the awesome

which is just
around the corner


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Friday, December 23, 2011

pop


gramps with his two lasses
i will miss you
and i hope good comes of your loss
like stronger relationships
and closer ties


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Tuesday, December 20, 2011

reason #38 why radmad is single



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Sunday, December 18, 2011

cockblocked by my ex cock


superjudge and radmad
went to the leafers game last night
like old times
except sans the sex


i started talking to the guy next to me
he made me laugh
and shared his pretzel m&m's
i told craig that i should have brought a chick
because my ovaries were singing
at the bevy of hot men
in attendance

and well
he was cramping my single styles
so i told guy next to me that
i was with my ex
from like five years ago
and then dude asked if we were going to get it on
something about an olive branch
i dunno


anyways i toyed with giving him my number
and then also waited to see if he'd ask
and craig whispered to me that i could do better
i mean he was not overly attractive
but he had personality

gah
on old client gave me the tiks
and he was in his company's seats
hmmm
perhaps i will hunt him down


calling magnum PI


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Thursday, December 01, 2011

heard you like the bad girls honey



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pink lady

the people above me are still smoking
it is fuking gross
and it makes me want to scream

so i got this
to jam up the vent in my bathroom
because that is where the stench
comes from


i feel so violated
i also feel scared to touch this shit
like little particles of it are going to get lodged
in my lungs and i'm going to have trouble breathing
forever

its for things like this
that a boyfriend slash husband
would be ideal


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Tuesday, November 29, 2011

early to rise

i'm not quite sure
how clear i have made this
in the past
but i love mornings
and by mornings
i mean cusp of middle of the night


that totally says 4:23 AM

i am a fully functioning human
at this time
although a bit pre-alarm
i am ready to rock

i dated a guy once
who hated it
i would get out of bed for a run
and i don't know why
but it drove him nuts

but then
he drove me nuts
for other reasons

but only a little
i had a huge crush on him
never fell in love
but then
i didn't really stick around long enough to find out


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Monday, November 28, 2011

lulu make lemon-ade

cool find


so if you peel the one side off a lululemon bag
there is a whole new sheet of awesome stuff underneath

When we are 2 or about to die, we lack the ability to change most of our lives. when we are drunk or stoned, we are massively creative but we forget what we were creative about. the post orgasm time is not long enough and childbirth creativity is very center focused. The athlete's "high" is the most long lasting as it can last for up to 6 hours. Humans become addicted to creative moments because when we are creative, we feel the most in control of our lives.

amazing!
who would have thought lululemon
proponents of health and wellness
would refer to being drunk, stoned and orgasmic

and so that
in a nutshell
is why i run
drink
and have sex

to induce creativity


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Wednesday, November 16, 2011

the sequel



guess why i smile alot, uh, cause its worth it

trez adorable


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Thursday, November 10, 2011

coffee tawk


all i want to do
is put on a warm sweater
and walk to the second cup up the street
and curl up on a big leather chair
warm irish cream coffee
and a book

please saturday
please come quick

but in the meantime
i have a couple of awesome work days ahead
in the process of hiring the top 2 senior
peeps
at the company
one will be my bosses' boss
and today i head to georgian college
to lure superstars to work for us
i work in a predominantly male industry
sooooo
a short skirt it is!


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Friday, November 04, 2011

never had a religion to lose, but if i did



rem's last single
its beautiful
it always makes me sad when the great things
come to an end

reminds me
that nothing lasts forever


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Wednesday, November 02, 2011

up to the date


shiznat that's been going down...

i'm on my eleventh straight day of work
i love my job
got a renewal notice for my license and she needs an emission test
i may be having a bug funeral soon
i have a school girl crush
from afar
on a guy who is way too old and way too unavailable
for halloween this year i was a zombie widow
the dina chick on BT drives me nuts
i don't see my friends enough lately
i want to loose eight pounds
and i've got one hundred bucks on the line
can "reality" tv shows please go away now
i think i will quit my book club
i've used my fav saying three times this week
"it's better to beg for forgiveness
than ask for permission"
it has served me well each time


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Friday, October 28, 2011

romance


so a guy i went on two dates with
about 2 months ago
texts me yesterday
says he's sorry for not being in touch
got busy with school
but wants to know
if he can hire me
to do his resume

cha ching
i am totally reworking my online profile


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Sunday, October 23, 2011

red eye reduction fail


radmad is anywhere a pile of leaves calls to you to jump in it


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Saturday, October 22, 2011

once upon a time





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Wednesday, October 19, 2011

hells ya



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Tuesday, October 18, 2011

sexy dancing


i watched dirty dancing this weekend
god i miss 80's movies
back when they were released
but maybe even more now
life in those movies just seemed so much
simpler
and people seemed to connect more
genuine connections
not like today
where they are too fluid and
electronic

some plenty of fish guy messages me
tells me to call
but i got the note late
so i texted
and i hear back 2 days later
because he was sooo busy
argh
too busy to text
lame

chalk it up to another
"and that's why radmad is single"

achieved my goal at the half marathon
of under two hours
it felt good
huge accomplishment
legs felt awesome yesterday
did a little jig even

in other news
i have exciting news
but it has to wait


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Saturday, October 15, 2011

speed demon


so doing this thing tomorrow
i'm actually really excited
excited about the agony i'm going to endure
and the feeling of accomplishment
as i cross the finish line

and then hobble for at least
2 days after

can't wait!


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Friday, October 14, 2011

bizzy beez


live life
hands
free


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Monday, October 10, 2011

early riser


love
this!


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Saturday, October 08, 2011

tying knots


i'm going to a wedding today
thought i was pretty much done with them
now its babies galore
work chick getting hitched today
forever and always
love ever after
yeah


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