radmad.ca

you can train for four months
but you just can't run the race







but
then something happens
and you suck it up

and put things in perspective

and begin to walk around
with no hurt and no pain
but instead
in complete
bliss

on friday they shot
a bunch of scenes outside





the premise of the commercial was
the actor couple
were buying my "house"
with a TD mortgage

and so they should
it's a cool pad







hi robin
this is sound mixer dude

so i told him his name should be
dj jazzyR
he was gonna look into new business cards



trucks and trailers
everywhere
no parking allowed for peeps

sure found out who
our bitchy
dikhead
neighbours were



friday night

cameras stored in doors
two words

cha ching



oh hello mammoth microphone
would you like to make friends
with my PVs?



saturday
shooting was indoors
in my fully
newly
refurnished place



i got to keep the curtains



yeah
thumbs up chris

this dude
was crazy in love
with his new girlfriend
who is married to some guy
in another country
who she can't find
to get a divorce from

he don't care though
he's happy

that's love





oh hello
radmad silkscreen
in the centre of the indoor shot

they wanted to pay me to use it
is said nah
just don't edit it out

so commercial shooting
is happening at my appartment

my silkscreen art is going to be in the commercial
and credited

cool

i can buy any furniture thing use to decorate
at 25% off
cool

i am getting the director of photography
to film me
karaoking
tomorrow
after "that's a wrap"

cool

i wonder if there are countries out there
that encourage their women
to wear camel toes

if so
i shall visit




as canada's ambassador


i got in trouble with my coach last night
i have pretty much been off from training
for the past three weeks
due to muscle tightness and fatique

undergoing the electro-acupuncture
is crazy intense
and hopefully
will allow me to run this freakin
marathon
that has consumed me for 18 weeks

anyways
it was speed training last night
i opted to run tempo to be safe
but a badass dixie chicks song
came on my ipod
and i gunned it for 100 metres
he saw
asked if i wanted to really be injured
this time
i said
"er no"
hung my head down
but grinned secretly inside
because i rocked
those hundred metres

KAPOW!

so my appartment
will be the shoot location
for a TD Bank commercial
about mortgages

filming takes place
friday and saturday

radmad's appartment
coming to a TV
in your appartment

in five weeks
or so

i ordered a virgin pina colada
on a patio
on the water
on the weekend

it
was

uh

missing sumthin'



i don't know why
they don't just make the watermark say
istealphoto

givers have to set limits
because takers don't

Emilio says:
can you send me bigger versions of those pix u took? PS - Get a Flickr.

radmad says:
i will send after this horrible movie is over (see below)

Emilio says:
OK. Spanks.

radmad says:
and i won't get a flikr so back off

radmad says:
hey why don't you get a blog

radmad says:
oh. riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

Emilio says:
I Twitter.

Emilio says:
twitter.com/naturalkinds

Emilio says:
If I could update my blog with text messages, I would.

radmad says:
oh my god. can you get more lazy?

Emilio says:
Yep

Emilio says:
I could sit in front of the computer school with my hands down my pants.

radmad says:
i tried to masturbate with my massager yesterday afternoon. but the batteries died mid way. i think it could be classified as a form of torture

Emilio says:
Glad I just need my hand

Emilio says:
No tech problems



below:



and that one thing is
"don't rent me"

crap

like the masturbation
of rock



one hour
of solo 'roake





madison's gift to mom
let me sing alone
in peace
without her cringing
or yelping in pain



aw
thanks pup

the older i get
the more i miss you

i think you would be proud
i still won't eat asparagus though



hold my hand
and squeeze three times

i love you too



our secret little handshake

raymi was a garmeted
as a pretty palate of pinache



so apparantly
there is a good reason
they put "don't drink alcohol"
on the side of the 6 hour of power bottle

note the H2O above



hi emilio
sorry i missed your lecture today
i probably would have asked a question
anyways
that would have disproved your theory
and sent you packing
ha



neaters is zee shiznat
she puts up with moi
when others would put their fist in my lid

so i let her win the arm wrestle
match



hi jman
patio at pop
you
me
soon



raymi and radmad
days of summer fun
coming to a fryday near you

but no walking around topless
on the hipster beach
allowed

oh boy
don't say don't
cause don't will turn into
but why?





boys

i just drank this

it's 6:04pm
at 12:04am
i will turn into a wilty dandylion



for the next six hours
i will fight crime in the streets
plant a garden
count every grain of sand on the beach
solve the cadbury secret
grow my fingernails ten feet
and save the duck-billed platypus from extinction

k off i go

the 80's called
they want their artists back



it's like regurgitated melodies
that didn't even taste good going down

the acid reflux of live music

hey raymi,

funny you should mention voodoo dolls

i just happen to have one



this voodoo doll
makes jack russells
disappear

roger on demanded atonement

loved it

loved the characters
loved the pain and tragedy
loved the passion

yes
the passion was wrenching




atonement = movie = radmad liked
alot

happy?

hstar and i
want to enter a team
in the Emergency Services Adventure Race
in Talisman on June 14th

so pretty much
a bunch of police, fire and nurses/EMS peeps
all around

i know
sounds terrible



activities include navigation
mountain biking
trekking
canoeing
and other scary shit (see below)



so we need a dude
to complete our triad of tyranny
but he has to be able to operate
a compass

and has to look good
in bike shorts
top optional

not alot to ask

radmad is now accepting applications
and
er


photos

i am hoping
that by the time i give birth
to my first born
the name Cassanova
will be
en vogue

two and a half weeks
to marathon start line time

down to the wire
taper time
and radmad
is bringing in an army of strong hands
and pricks

tonight she is going for her first of five
Active Release Technique treatments
which is a soft tissue movement based massage
which will relieve the pain in her overused leg muscles
resulting from running 60+km a week



radmad is also undergoing acupuncture treatments
which is gonna fuk'n freak her out
yet at the same time
balance the energy in her body
and stimulate the production of endorphins
which are essentially pain relieving chemicals
that enhance her body's natural healing abilities

they also act as her own self-generated happy drug
which she will probably want to chase
with a large glass of red wine



BUT SHE WON'T


ah fuk
but she wish she could

i think
i have played this game long enough


pretty soon
it will only be fun for me
and the complete opposite of fun
for those who come
within 5 feet




i biked to crappy tire
yesterday afternoon
through a swarm of flying bugs

should be cool to see
if any have been
camping out

blackberries
are



MAGICAL



but not as magical
as grapefruits
they are still numero
uno
in my books

i am in day two of an experiment



this has been my hair
for two days now

i'm gonna push for three
you bet i am



aside from a few strands
asserting themselves and creating chaos
for the rest
of the lil guys

things have pretty much
kept in tact



the shower water spray
even has minimal effect
except for dampening the bangs
which recurls and unpoofs them





i only wrote that last part
so you wouldn't think
i haven't
bathed

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in other words
you have no self-esteem
got fat while dating him
and hate yourself

no wonder he fuk'n dumped your ass

you want to get even
try one of the following options:

a)date his best friend
b)date a guy hotter than him
c)hell, date more than one guy - "you're not the only guy i'm seeing exclusively"

but good god
do not showcase the fact
that you let some guy get the best of you
so much so
that you have to go on tv
in front of tons of people
to "show him"

i suppose
that these are the girls that set the benchmark
so low
for the cool chicks out there

hello leslieville
you've changed
you are funky
friendly
and foodheaven



jman and i went to Pop Bistro
again
this time for din dins
and he insisted
and by insisted
i mean forced
me to try the lamp meatloaf

two words



holyfuk'n amazing

you have to try it
ask for Mark who owns it
he'll hook ya up
and they are opening a patio out back
fun



best borritos in the universe






open up
and jump in
little borrito bite of deliciousness



artsy fartsy show
in queen west
miss that place so much









huh?
what?
drake for drinks?
that almost rhymes... we must!




now home time
to make turkey meatballs

oh what a domestic
diva
you are

i think that i would rather conquer a vice
or ride it hard with a firm grip on the reigns
than be nothing but
completely
pure



i'm not judging
i just don't want to be like you