radmad.ca

my buddy dank
managed the location of this
public service announcement
shoot

gave me shiva's

apparently the little girl
that bails in the middle of the street
at 0:53
fell for real
wasn't planned
and when this happens
the thing to do is leave it in
to give the person creds

shiva's

so it's now illegal
to talk on a cell phone
while driving

it is not illegal
however
to eat a sandwich
while driving

perhaps someone
should make a cell phone case
that resembles a sandwich

so i was thinking about
the guy who made up the saying
"spill the beans"

what kind of bean
exactly
was he talking about?



must have been kidney or something
cause most others would just
topple
or splat



speaking of beans being spilled
here are some of mine tossed about

. i used to be an HR consultant
i can say that now cause i don't have to worry about reputation
and professionalism to the same extent
so now i can free for all talk about stuff
like masturbation
which leads me to bean number 2

. can you believe that for the past month
i have plopped into bed
and basically forgot
to er
put myself to sleep

. i am growing my hair to oblivian
it should be ready by next spring
dye job is on the horizon
stfu grey hair

. i filled out the long ass questionnaire
on eharmony
and so far i have no matches
shocking

. it takes alot for a comedy
to make me laugh
family guy has a 97% success rate

. if i die eating
i hope my teeth are wrapped around a pumpkin
tart

. i have another blog

i am having one of those
"what the fuk are you bitching about"
moments

biz is going amazing
better than i imagined

but

here's the but

i am missing so many
of the things
that make me tick

i miss my running
i miss staying out late on a school night
i miss being able to do my job with my eyes closed
i miss making mega bucks
i miss hanging with my friends

but i think what i miss most
is being asked "how are you doing?"
and not "how is business going?"

i guess that is what happens
the line between things blur

i am so happy and thankful for how well
things are going
and i really love my gig

yet at the same time
i miss that person i was
the girl who was defined by who she was
and not by what she does

maybe i just have to realize
and accept
that the who she is
and the what she does
when melded together...

makes for a pretty awesome chick

i work seven days a week
i can't remember the last time i went on
a date
i am broke

but


i sure do
love this song

little piece of information for ya



if you counted to one billion
and said one number per second
it would take you 32 years to finish



until of course
some fuk'r interupted you
and you gots to start all over



oh hi adam
kaa kaa