radmad.ca

vanity of clicking
self portraits
of action
or face slants
have been temporarily been replaced
by the vanity of the print

the editor of this mag



asked me to submit schtuff




back in the day



apparantly i'm old
and too canuck
cause now i'm radmad
from NY
and 22 years young

if only

i was draped in a polyester bridesmaid dress
last week
atop the platform in a tailor shop
some chick came in and gasped
"oh what a beautiful dress...
is it for your prom?"

heh



fuk it
i won't lie
i dug it

so as aaron lewis belted it
it's been a while

here's the lowdown

its and bits of me blog
got it's grits published
more to come

i've come up with a brilliant
idea
it's gonna fly
and it involves scales and breasts
sj has offered to help me
with the breasts part



here's hintin' at you kid

the dogs outwitted
outsmarted
and downandoutpissedoff
sj yesterday

i know it's gay to giggle
but i did
i inhaled by bellowing laughter

but really
if it's been pissing rain
and there's more to come
shinin' up the mutts
prior to taking them to a dirt pile
ain't usually gonna
equal white fur

i'm not sayin'...

i was just tinklin
in my drawers

gotta find a scanner

an irish boy sings about love
and obsession
and wanting
until he finds someone new

i heard once that you can never
really
truly
be happy in love with one person

if you believe
in love at first sight

for you will always be looking
out the corner of your eye
for that next glance
of the girl walking towards you
from across the street
approaching
through the crowds
approaching you

and so it all begins
again

how much life can one person
jam into a coupla weeks?

apparantly lots

sometimes the days lag
and drag
and don't stop

other times they lick by faster
than a well trained hooker
on a throbbing hard dik

crass?

you bet

if god decides to replace the pope...

then first off
i hope it's someone who is not hip
to my athiest hop

and they must also be willing
to align the mighty heavens
in such a beautiful mirage
as the heaven that is
the chocolate store
that is erected so divinely
a block from zee doorstep of the house
in which i reside

i know that the signs adorning
the front steps of the cathedral churches
claim that the god almighty is with us

but i never quite thought that
he supported my chocolate addiction

to such extremes