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have hit my head
on this head
more times
than i can
count



black light




best be brushing
zee teeth



30 peeps plus
and counting

must
make
more cupcakes

fuk

so glad i got tiks
long before
there
were
none



this song is my onomatopoeia
of the moment
that i hope lasts until
i
finish

metro in rome

squishy



rome'ing the streets
cobblestone in heels

tricky





radmad magnets
adorned the street

in rome



in paris







ruins in rome





tried oysters and mussels
and fois gras
for the first time

ate dinner with a lovely woman
who helps people come to paris
to write their biography

view from our appartment



ran around notre dame
twice

ran right off the map in rome
got lost

parisians are trez sophisticated
in their dress
and grooming
so exotically beautiful

bikes and pedestrians everywhere
drivers are maniacs

toilet paper is scented




pantheon



stayed in marais
visited montmartre (part of paris where amelie was filmed)
latin quarters (funky)
and ventured out into

versailles...









lunch in a park
wine in the streets





spent hours trying to remember
the name of the tom hanks flick at le louvre

da vinci code
lost many brain cells in that ordeal


er some chick on a wall at le louvre



baguette to go



hanstar and alexandre



tall
dark
and handsome

my all time favourite pic
from the trip...



city scape from the eiffel tower









colosseum in rome







le louvre



les calories



spanish steps in rome



plus a demain

must
get
sleep

this is the most beautiful city
imaginable

i am living on a diet of
vin
camembart
et baquette

mmmmmmmm

au reviour

hi hi

in an internet cafe in rome

the city may not have been built in a day
but it can definately be touristed

saw the colleseum
the ruins
pantheon
spanish steps
gilato shop after gilato shop

the architecture is indescribable
and the graffiti
is beautiful chaos

tomorrow will wake early for a morning run
along the cobblestone streets
wine is cheaper than water
and i will be planning a caprese salad-off
upon my return

tomorrow off to paris
and have not been this excited in
oh
i donùt know how long

prego

radmad

au reviour mez amies
leaving today for my grande adventure
to europe





will try to update
as i will be at a hotel for part
and staying on a parisian actor's couch
for the rest

so should be around computers

be good while i am away
and i will sorta
kinda maybe
promise to come back

oh hi pumpkin cheesecake


i came up with an idea for art
a bunch of people get to chew something
the same food item
for example a piece of steak

for exactly the same number of chews
and then they spit it out
and then everyone's chewed piece
is placed on a board
and mounted

and you can see how every person's
chew abilities and saliva breakdown of food
differs

like a demonstration
and exploration of diversity

er

nevermind

maybe it was the wine talking
and sadly
this idea was even captured on a napkin

i

think

too
much



oh and i got another
bang cut

okay
so its the friday
of the thanksgiving long weekend

given that i am quite aware of how
lucky i am
and how i appreciate dearly the people
things
and opportunities afforded me

oh and when my bitch
offers to take the wheel



so here is a compilation of things
that i am not particularly
thankful for

stale licorice

barely sixteen year olds
driving hummers or range rovers

young guys who wear their pants
at their knees
and strut in that slo mo sway
and talk with a lot of yo's




people who are adament that they will do something
and then don't

rogers lack of cell phone reception
in every corner of my appartment
save and except the outside porch



bombastic hunger cravings during ovulation

politicians with beet red faces
because physiologically
their body knows they are lying

messy sneezes

just so you have something intelligent
to spew out today
here are some body statistics for your cerebral cortex



The largest cell in the human body is the female egg and the smallest is the male sperm

It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach

One human hair can support 3 kg (6 lb)

The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb

Human thighbones are stronger than concrete

A woman's heart beats faster than a man's

There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet

Women blink twice as often as men

The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain

Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still

If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it

if you are a man
reading this
you are probably still checking your thumb