radmad.ca

elizabeth is in vancouver
and she sent me this little gift of adorableness

if i had a hoverbot
like i keep saying i'm gonna get soon

i would jet over to vancouver
pet mitzie
and ask elizabeth if i could share a photo op with her
on the best window with a view
i've ever seen

thank you my dear
enjoy the berry pancakes

DANK!!!! says:
hoy

DANK!!!! says:
you left your car lights on

DANK!!!! says:
in the driveway

DANK!!!! says:
your car

DANK!!!! says:
it's lights are on

DANK!!!! says:
not off

DANK!!!! says:
like you thought

DANK!!!! says:
but on

DANK!!!! says:
the polar opposite of dank

DANK!!!! says:
very undank

DANK!!!! says:
and on

DANK!!!! says:
your lights

DANK!!!! says:
the ones on your car

DANK!!!! says:
they are on

DANK!!!! says:
if there was an off test to be had

DANK!!!! says:
your car would loose

DANK!!!! says:
miserably

DANK!!!! says:
you'd think it would do good, and for good reason.

DANK!!!! says:
but it wouldnt

DANK!!!! says:
all the other off cars

DANK!!!! says:
would surpass it

DANK!!!! says:
and you'd be sad

DANK!!!! says:
so

DANK!!!! says:
your car lights are on

DANK!!!! says:
now

DANK!!!! says:
not "were off"

DANK!!!! says:
here and now

DANK!!!! says:
on

DANK!!!! says:
in the driveway

DANK!!!! says:
in the now of now

DANK!!!! says:
even a bhuddist monk would know

DANK!!!! says:
they are on

DANK!!!! says:
not off in any sense of the word

DANK!!!! says:
but ON!!!???

DANK!!!! says:
your car would fuxen KILL at an international meet

DANK!!!! says:
of cars that are on

DANK!!!! says:
not off

DANK!!!! says:
and it would bring home the gold

DANK!!!! says:
well maybe the bronze

DANK!!!! says:
some BMW with those quartz halogen bulbs

DANK!!!! says:
might get the next medal up

DANK!!!! says:
but it would have a pretty good chance

DANK!!!! says:
so ...

DANK!!!! says:
maybe it's practicing for a really important car meet

DANK!!!! says:
all the bright lights of the world caucus

DANK!!!! says:
together for the first time

DANK!!!! says:
to have a lightoff

DANK!!!! says:
your lights are on

DANK!!!! says:
now

DANK!!!! says:
in the driveway

DANK!!!! says:
really really on

DANK!!!! says:
not just sorta on

DANK!!!! says:
but

DANK!!!! says:
ON

i went to pick up
my maid of honour dress
yesterday

and the little old italian lady
who runs the hole in the wall shop
ordered me the wrong colour

not cool

this is one of those rare times
when my distate for uniformity
is definately not an option

this all or nothing behaviour
that had once perpetuated her success
by delivering from her gut
an unmatched discipline
and perserverance

was quickly turning against her
in a mad rage
of self betterment and commitment to an idealism
which knawed at that is was supposed
to protect

and she fought against it
with the same fierocity
with which she continued to fuel its fire

she was dichotic

swing it sister



car-eoke
happened on the ride
it happened hard
and it happened loud

and it happened
like you would never want it to happen again

unless you are me







dear radmad,

iiii caaaaan't breeeeeeath

love,
your artery


deep fried mars bars
who knew



it was touch and go there for a bit
but neaters made it on



my stomach never made it off
i think it's still swirling in orbit



fuk'n fireball
gave me amusement park ride gut rot



anita won spidey
i told her to get the missionary model
but she opted for the 69 version

dirty

then jessie and hstar
rode the zipper

dirty and dirty




robbed







there are 6 of us shooting on the one side
of the game booth
one person on the other side
and he just happens to win

fixed!



oh and look
not only am i shooting frog #13
but look at his head
it's gone
he had no hope

tonight
radmad and friends
be going to the ex

the cne
the midway
the carnival of chaos

the reason why they call it "the Ex"
is because it's so freaking EXpensive

expensive and fun
so alas i go
with my posse
to the ex

flying solo
to a wedding ce soir
ala rosewater supper club

please sit me not
next to the oldest
smelliest
boringest
uncle
in the family

spidey senses danger



where have you been all my life




spidey came to fight
read: flirt with
pretty raymi pirates





someone forgot to take home
his beautifully colourful swimtrunks
adorned with hot naked mermaids



what is this a fuk'n seahorse seashell party

DANK!!!! says:
weekend girl

radmad says:
what are you doing? I WANT TO DRINK BAD.

radmad says:
I'm trying to decide if i want you to talk me out of it.

radmad says:
or not

DANK!!!! says:
oh

DANK!!!! says:
ok

DANK!!!! says:
lemme know

DANK!!!! says:
i can go either way

radmad says:
surprise me

DANK!!!! says:
want a 3 week old 1/2 bottle of angus?

radmad says:
hmmm can you do a quick fruit fly count?

DANK!!!! says:
ur the only fruit fly in this crackerjack sister

radmad says:
maybe i should go find a recipe to make for dinner that has cooking wine in it

DANK!!!! says:
lol

radmad says:
i fukn need a sponsor

DANK!!!! says:
poor pussy whipped bastard

DANK!!!! says:
cant drink till friday

DANK!!!! says:
NIGHT at that

DANK!!!! says:
maybe meg will give me a day pass

DANK!!!! says:
for working so hard...

DANK!!!! says:
or maybe not...

DANK!!!! says:
sigh....

radmad says:
that is an all new level of gay you are living in

radmad says:
my parents drank while trying to make me happen. and i'm ok

DANK!!!! says:
ya recon you are a poster girl for well adjusted adult do ya?

things would be a whole lot fuk'n different
if you were still around
pretty girl

well...
i'd say that word less

for example



ps. welcome back sj

j-man and i finally got to run together after a long haitus
and were peeling along the boardwalk
circa 5am this morning


radmad and jman circa 2005



he has finally realized that running
is cooler than hockey
and i'm pretty sure is considering
turning that silly leafs lunch gig
into a running show

cause the only thing more fun than running
is talking about running

he doesn't know it yet
but we're gonna tackle 7 hills this week
cause he's now in training
for the half marathon he doesn't know he's running
in october

i made this little bundle of joy
around 9am



then biked with dank to queen st west
see below



moved the $15 armour from my balcony
into my bedroom
so it actually
kinda
looks like someone lives in there
frankly
it's just one more thing to dust
heh



then i secured my employment
for at least another quarter



by buying this for my boss'
50th birthday



still not tired
i fought off a militant army
set on invading and overturning
my regime



then daisy duke showed up
to model the new t-shirt she created

i think i shall make her prez of my one person
fan club

then i participated in sunday bbq
and played beach frisbee
and tried to order granola bars online
but after filling out many boxes
realized i have to be a yankee

okay
so there is officially one thing
that makes the US better than canada

online shipping of clif mojo peanut butter bars

i felt like me again today
rode my bike to queen west for a croissant
and window shopped in the shops
that sell the clothes
that used to make my exterior emmenate the funkiness
that still swirls the interior

it reminded me of how
your environment can perpetuate the bland
and the mundane

kinda like spray painting a wildflower
gray

so despite going to this bootcamp
end of september
it doesn't look like we will doing
much booting

i'm going with my hot classy boss
and we made reservations
to eat at robbie deniro's restaurant called AGO


we are also apparantly going to some
VIP party hosted by one of the expensive car brand companies

so now i need to go find some kickass
party dress
fuk

in good news
in the less than three weeks
of my sobriety
i have dropped 8 pounds
with a gruelling ten more to go

DANK!!!! sends:

Accept(Alt+C) Save As...(Alt+S) Decline(Alt+D)

DANK!!!! says:
did i send you that?

radmad says:
yeah. 1986 called. they were wondering where that fukn jpeg had disappeared to....

radmad says:
old news man

DANK!!!! says:
glad to see that f'ing bitch surgury you had worked out

radmad says:
it's a tumma.

Hi Sarah,

My name is 'chick' and I am a blah blah for The List television show. I got your email about wanting to be body painted, and I wanted to talk to you about why you want to do it, as well as if you might be available this afternoon to come into our office to talk with the producers, and if you are available tomorrow morning for filming the story.

If you could email me your telephone number or give me a call, that would be great.

I'm looking forward to hearing from you,

'chick'

Have you ever had a nightmare about being naked in public?

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Reply to: job-xxxxx@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-08-15, 10:20AM EDT


Now’s your chance to get over your fear – by walking down the street wearing nothing but body paint.

All you need is a little help from the folks at The List, a wish fulfillment television show airing this fall on Slice. If chosen you’ll be body painted by a professional before strutting your stuff – in front of a television crew and the lunch hour crowd. What better way to get really comfortable in your own skin, show off and have a whole lot of fun at the same time?

If you or someone you know has always wanted to be body painted, email with a recent photo of yourself and the reason why you want to be body painted. Put "Body Paint" in the subject line.



only because i totally forgot to add
"walk down the street naked
wearing only body paint"
to my list of things
i never thought to do

i applied

day 17
i'm irritable

i went to the health food store
and bought milk thistle today
to rid my poor little liver of toxins

go hard
and go strong little purple flower

clean away
scrub hard
and if you don't mind
take a moment to er
dust off anything you may find
that may need some dusting
along the way



iiiiiiiiif you know what i mean

we should be re-enactment actors
we're pretty believable

i mean
i'd believe i was about to kill him
totally real



sj is primary colour man
notice the blue crocs



it's like sesame street exploded on him






watch you don't get attacked
in the forest
by freckles

they got us bad



real bad