radmad.ca

radmad...

is blunt

thinks barack obama looks like a friendly guy

thinks you need to be yourself again

is addicted to green beans

picks out important information and discards the rest

is gonna see burn after reading solo

hopes that the drunk driver that killed a man this morning feels forever hungover

is in fall clothes buying mode

may never come back from paris

burned you a CD that you will never get

is brainstorming tv segment names and working on a pitch

feels content, cozy and quirky about fall

is everywhere a pile of leaves calls to you to dive into it

found the perfect dress
for my Sarah Jessica Parker
aka "horseface"
costume



i did not make this shit up
there is a website

www.sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com

and evidence







yes i know

going to hell

best weekend in a long time
saw all my best homies




hi curry delishousness
not telling where
this place is a gem
and fuk'n word is getting out



race kit pick up downtown saturday



what is my reason to run you ask?



and finished not too shabby
at the half marathon
considering my lack of training



1977 of 6373 participants
1:57:43.5 chip time
5:46 pace
117/587 on women 30-34 age group
625th of all 3534 women



i have been going since 5am
bike to run
run
bike from run
brunch
book rome flight
try to book paris hotel
shopping on yonge
pooch walk to grocery store
ready for zzz's
but decided to eat reeses pieces
now i'm wired on sugar
damn

this asshat
is overhanging my driveway
in a bad way

could barely pull in
so i called parking authority

and now i'm stranded here
until parking cop shows up
and i get to decide whether to have asshat
tagged
or tagged and towed

oooh the decision



so i'm sitting here
in my indecisiveness
and then it hits me

baileys





i bought mint baileys this week
and totally forgot about it

so now
i'm sitting here
stranded
pondering punishment
and drinking baileys from zee bottle




justice for all!

a huge proponent
and advocate
for the allure of anticipation

it should be noted
that sometimes
just sometimes
a hint of disclosure
may be what is needed
to get the ball rolling



so voila...
a hint
of my second costume change
of the evening


sarah jessica parker

aka "horse face"
dress, shoes and accessories
TBD

oh hi half marathon
next sunday

didn't you just creep up
right the fuk outta no where

chapter 11
How to Train Wrecked
on a tight timeline

2 costume changes
and counting

dear mr. entertainment mogul,

i write to you as a savvy and successful business entrepreneur
and my intention is to perhaps provide you with some insight
as to why your bar
is a notorious sausage party

on three occassions tonight
my female friends were unable
to buy a drink from your downstairs bartendress

listen i know we all have our insecurities
but they should not have a negative impact on bottom line at your bar
or my night quite frankly

my circle of friends and i
were noticeably
not the only ones affected
and pissed
and contemplating our intentions on returning
unfortunately for you
further plummeting the guy / girl ratio
into something that might be more attractive to my church street friends

my only suggestion is that you assess the talent you hire
perhaps ask them questions such as
"describe a time when you delivered effective customer service in a fast paced environment without the intention of looking like a ostentatious, self-righteous diva"

thanks for your attention
and also thanks for the sobriety last evening
it definately made for a less painful run
this morning


signed, radmad et al

it will be even better
than you had thought

promise

bonne fete
you handsome devil

i am about to commit
the most unforgivable
fashion crime
of the free world






jeans
with running shoes


even the dog is embarassed

daily doses
of what she does
was too far
from what this was ever supposed to be

not sure if anyone gets it



her rose coloured glasses
came with reality bi-focals



separate spheres of influence
created an edgeless canvas


thoughts she had never had before
excited her



the absence of chaotic energies
in her universe
made her feel older
than she will ever become




sunday afternoons
were her favourite

her dancing in heals
last night
immobilized her
today



her buttertart was bogarted
but she was happy to share the ooze


she wished she cared
more than she did
but does
more than she will ever
let herself admit





her mission
had become nothing more
than a quest
for inspiration

change your hair
change your digicam



and you change your life



yes
i did actually get it in pink
i know

trez gay



soberoake

not even a buzz

it's booked



and it will be incredible



paris and rome
in october

so i have a pile of plates
from neighbours
who have brought tasty treats
to my door
over the past week or so

sometimes if you wish hard enough
sweets things do actually show up
at your door

so i think tonight
i will bake some stuffs
and return said plates
toppling over with goodies

unless of course
a better offer comes up
heh

i was at a meeting downtown
at the Sheraton hotel
and on my way to the foyer
i passed by a very swanky room
set up all fancy boardroom style

i cringed

and realized that the corporate
professional
business world

is not for me
for much longer

i need comfier shoes
and looser lips

cue funeral music




so my camera finally bit it

Nikon coolpix 4500
launched into the world
and my heart
in 2002



upon doing some research
the red strip is the European / Canadian model
and the green strip is the US version

i have owned both colours
during my lifetime


so this latest one
was not left in the back of a cab
picked up by another runner at a duathlon
left on a beach post make out session
stolen off the boardwalk during a frisbee game

i believe the cause of death
was overdose of lemon snap cookie crumbs
in my bag
at the Oasis virgin fest concert
on sunday

i'm really fuk'n bummed about this
and may try to track down another one
i think they run at $350+ US for a used one

so worth it

here are the last pics
loaded from the little darling



6am saturday morning
trip to the st. lawrence market







i know
i wish she'd gone out
with a bit more of a photographic bang!

these pics suck