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Tuesday, November 29, 2011

early to rise

i'm not quite sure
how clear i have made this
in the past
but i love mornings
and by mornings
i mean cusp of middle of the night


that totally says 4:23 AM

i am a fully functioning human
at this time
although a bit pre-alarm
i am ready to rock

i dated a guy once
who hated it
i would get out of bed for a run
and i don't know why
but it drove him nuts

but then
he drove me nuts
for other reasons

but only a little
i had a huge crush on him
never fell in love
but then
i didn't really stick around long enough to find out


posted by radmad

Monday, November 28, 2011

lulu make lemon-ade

cool find


so if you peel the one side off a lululemon bag
there is a whole new sheet of awesome stuff underneath

When we are 2 or about to die, we lack the ability to change most of our lives. when we are drunk or stoned, we are massively creative but we forget what we were creative about. the post orgasm time is not long enough and childbirth creativity is very center focused. The athlete's "high" is the most long lasting as it can last for up to 6 hours. Humans become addicted to creative moments because when we are creative, we feel the most in control of our lives.

amazing!
who would have thought lululemon
proponents of health and wellness
would refer to being drunk, stoned and orgasmic

and so that
in a nutshell
is why i run
drink
and have sex

to induce creativity


posted by radmad

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

the sequel



guess why i smile alot, uh, cause its worth it

trez adorable


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Thursday, November 10, 2011

coffee tawk


all i want to do
is put on a warm sweater
and walk to the second cup up the street
and curl up on a big leather chair
warm irish cream coffee
and a book

please saturday
please come quick

but in the meantime
i have a couple of awesome work days ahead
in the process of hiring the top 2 senior
peeps
at the company
one will be my bosses' boss
and today i head to georgian college
to lure superstars to work for us
i work in a predominantly male industry
sooooo
a short skirt it is!


posted by radmad

Friday, November 04, 2011

never had a religion to lose, but if i did



rem's last single
its beautiful
it always makes me sad when the great things
come to an end

reminds me
that nothing lasts forever


posted by radmad

Wednesday, November 02, 2011

up to the date


shiznat that's been going down...

i'm on my eleventh straight day of work
i love my job
got a renewal notice for my license and she needs an emission test
i may be having a bug funeral soon
i have a school girl crush
from afar
on a guy who is way too old and way too unavailable
for halloween this year i was a zombie widow
the dina chick on BT drives me nuts
i don't see my friends enough lately
i want to loose eight pounds
and i've got one hundred bucks on the line
can "reality" tv shows please go away now
i think i will quit my book club
i've used my fav saying three times this week
"it's better to beg for forgiveness
than ask for permission"
it has served me well each time


posted by radmad