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this gets my laughing
like
caraaaaaazay

okay no more blind dates for me

the worst dates i have been on have been set ups
i don't get it

dress gets no action
yet again
























he was very attractive
super fit
great job
polished and sophisticated
mature

but he was not edgy

saying "lovely" is not attractive to me
saying it 5 times is
well
a dealbreaker

i didn't laugh enough
i didn't picture dancing enough
i didn't imagine us having brunch
i didn't fantasize at all
i dreamt about leaving solo

that part of the night was a success

i'm a flight risk















although keeping positive thoughts alive
that it won't be
i have back up plans
in case tonight's blind date
is a bust

i've never really gotten into
my dating escapades too much
if at all
on this blog
well basically because it was like a pasttime
and rarely created quality content
much like how i would never post about
every run
bike ride
or shopping trip i go on

these things are just a part of my life

but as of late
i guess dating has become more "serious"
for lack of a better word

its like when you took jobs
to put you through uni
or college
they were nothing more than temporary
fleeting
commitments
that met the needs of the day

now dating is like trying to find your career
the job you will stay at for a long time
you don't want to jump on board with the wrong company

thing is
i'm done dating for the sake of dating
if i'm gonna get all dolled up
i want it to be for the long haul

like 2 year service award pin haul

okay
so someone
is gluton for punishment
or a fun-dating-story addict
but i have another blind date lined up
this thursday

aw poor mic stand in the background now used as a yoga mat stand. tear

different guy
obv's
and a different source as well
other one
you are fired! ha (still love you!)



not sure on the belt yet



i'm pretty sure the guy
i went out on a blind date with
this week
was a closet gay guy

as our first date
he invited me a fundraiser black tie / ball event
through his work

i had nothing fancy enough to wear
so i went and dropped a ton on a fancy black number
dude i looked good

from the very first second
he was mr negative everything sucks
boo

he shit talked hockey
could not be bothered to grow a mustache for movember
lied to get out of going with his family to florida
oh man
if my wrist wasn't adorned by a big beautiful bracelet
i may have wanted to slit it



















while walking to the event
his pace was a full step ahead of me
he ignored me to talk to his work people
he insisted on telling me a boring threesome story
that happened EIGHT YEARS AGO

anyways
he caught me text the words "worst. date. ever"
under the table
and actually announced it to his table of work peeps
that i had just texted i was on the worst date ever

jesus
who would do that

so i looked at everyone's faces in amazement
assured them that i was in fact on my worst date ever
AND that i even went out to buy a new dress for it

i then proceeded to escort myself out

most subdued halloween
in years

but
made the idea of bangs
attractive again