radmad.ca

what the
fuk
























is this
freaky scary looking dude
























doing standing
at my appartment's garbage bin
























like what is it?
seriously
oh man
i wish my apartment was big enough
to bring this beast in
holy best conversation piece

ever

this is a letter i wrote to my little sister
many moons ago

when she was at girl guide camp
and i was rockin it at gramma's

and i used the word "lovely"?
dork

hey guys
thanks for sticking around
or for doing a fukd up google search
and lucky for you
ending up on this blog

anyways
i don't even know where to begin
new life on the way

totes excited

i went to my doc today for my annual pap
which is not unlike preening for a date
and asked him about a wonky bump on my leg
he says its a *FH%$7y&fh
not dangerous or deadly
just fugly
phew

also got him to run tests to check
the stat
of my fertility
i'm an old broad (soon)
and want to know the status of my egg situation
know what i'm sayin
























SJ (yeah holy blast from the past batman hey?)
says i should just lure some boy
into my dungeon and seduce him
into making an unknown "donation"

hmmm
interesting thought

wish i was that creepy