Monday, May 31, 2010
crown the queen
oooh man
she is so my niece
she didn't even ask for the mix
Sunday, May 30, 2010
do your own thing yo
i don't find imitation to be flattering
quite frankly
i find it rather annoying
Saturday, May 29, 2010
today there is me. there used to be three...
the flick "10 things i hate about you"
just ended as i walked in the door
sad
bye heath
guy from 500 days of summer
is in ending outtakes
swoon
i remember the days when my friday nights
ended WAY differently
they ended as saturday mornings
oh the stories
i have to write them down
saturday
tell all my tales on paper
here i come
Thursday, May 27, 2010
son of a beach
i think i am getting really old
or something
because
my distaste for visitors and the traffic that ensues
in the beaches
is quickly superseding (wierd spelling, yet correct. i looked it up)
my love of living by the water
it kinda makes me miss parkdale
no traffic
the rush of "will i survive my morning run or get killed by a ruthless druggie"
and no freaking traffic
to get to my front door
i also went shopping along queen west on monday
and kinda felt at home
Tuesday, May 18, 2010
this pie's so good it is a crime
Tuesday, May 11, 2010
grumpy bastards
i don't know what it was with today
but two old men
were total asshats to me
the first guy was probably 65
and gave me a shoulder check
while walking along the sidewalk
because i was not quick enough to get out of his way
as i tried to pass my friend with a baby carriage
the second old fart
who was pushing 80
gave me guff because my dog
had a shit on the grass
of the spiritan church he was leaving
even though he watched me pick it up
"i hope you will find a better place for her to go next time"
are you kidding me?
it's grass
and i picked it up
so i politely replied
"sorry, but she had to go and i did pick it up."
not exactly what i was muttering under my breath
argh
old people suck
today
Sunday, May 09, 2010
mom
dear mom,
i have never missed you more on a mother's day
than i do on this one
i'm doing pretty good
i think you would be proud
you would be even more proud
of your beautiful grand daughter
she has her hair cut all short and pretty right now
and when i saw her yesterday
i could not believe how much she looks like you
jenn agrees
she also gives wet kisses
kinda like you did
anyways happy mothers day
and just know that
even though you are gone
you are still with us
through
all of the life lessons you taught us
and the values you instilled
and the traditions you hoped we would carry on
cause we have
Monday, May 03, 2010
this sudds
tonight sucks
i am so freakin tired from the longest day of training people
ever
and i totally forgot that tonight is the last night
to do laundry with our current pre-paid laundry card
cause they are switching the machine company tomorrow
and everyone is on the laundry bus
so i have to wait out my loads
dyyyyying here
Sunday, May 02, 2010
no you did'ent
it's weekends like these
that i wish would last forever
cause that's how long we're gonna
be friends
Saturday, May 01, 2010
May 1
hooray hooray
the first of May
outdoor screwing starts today