radmad.ca: December 2009

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

there's a moose in your lap

if the Olympics had bar table hockey
as an official sport

i'd be captain amazing

the opposing team
and his hot cheerleader

posted by radmad

Sunday, December 27, 2009

a new year is almost here

i am putting together a list of things
that happened this year

in the life of this little
radmad

it is
hands down
the most transitional year
of my life

posted by radmad

Saturday, December 26, 2009

quick and dirty xmas lowdown

failed

all she got from santa
were her
2 front teef

seconds please

please sir
can i have some more

posted by radmad

Saturday, December 19, 2009

i feel like michael jackson

sooo
going
to see this

oh and this guy is in it
meeeeow

yeah
um

remember him?

i am so gonna get arrested

posted by radmad

Friday, December 18, 2009

krismass

christmas is all about traditions
so tradition this

fuk this card gets me every year
i even have a handful left
email me your addy
and i will send you one

so i have been an absentee blogger as of late
sorry
thing is i have been busy getting my ass on tv
again
for the second month in a row

as always
non-details coming soon

this one is going to be fun
i even have a chick applying my caked on makeup

i hope it's cherry chip flavour

posted by radmad

Friday, December 11, 2009

beat this box

i think this guy actually got spit
on my keyboard

posted by radmad

Wednesday, December 09, 2009

smooth moves

if i could have a bevvy
or two
with any chick
it would be this one

i have been told
by more than one person this week
that i should try meditating
fuk that
i say
i'd be spending the whole time thinking
when i'm done this meditation thing
i'm going to let a whole bunch of thoughts
swirl back around inside this head
of mine

i watched Little House on the Prairie tonight
because i needed wholesomeness
amidst torn and tattered moral fibres
and couldn't stand to listen
to another story about tiger
oh how sad
when the mighty falls

so

did you see me on TV last week?

posted by radmad