5am
pitch black along the boardwalk
8km route against the wind
through a wet drizzle
welcome to can't tame me tuesday
the dog has a bit of a hate-on
for my busy schedule
and insufficient mom and dog
down time
i have to tell her
i'm doing it for us
for a better life
so she can enjoy the best
food
and the best bed blankets
and the best bisquits
money can buy
all that doesn't matter to her
its the happiness of a long trek through the leaves
or a good tug of war with mr. chicken
or the best belly rub
better than money can buy
perspective and priorities
she's got em both down
she refused to let common sense cloud her judgement
for reasons related to distance
and scheduling
i had to break up
with my nail girl
of nine years
last night
i'm actually taking it harder
than i thought
now going to a gay vietnemese guy
on the danforth
it was time
but that just doesn't make it
any easier
so i'm going to be on TV
that there is brent the producer
in my studio
i won't lie
i have always dreamed of being on TV
the first time i tried was last year
when i auditioned to be on Slice TV's "The List"
I even came up with the show idea
to karaoke the national anthem
at one of the Leafs games
the fuk'rs scooped my idea
and didn't invite my ass back try out for the shoot
whateves
i can't sing
anyways
my biz is freakin booming
within three months of opening the doors
i have a waiting list of peeps wanting in
cool
one of my clients has lost 20 pounds
in 2 months
trez cool
and last thursday
a TV crew came in to shoot a segment
on what my biz is all about
and why it is such an awesome workout
holy crap too cool
dream big people
take chances
and make shit happen
das what its all about yo
today at aunty radmad's
little Miss O
learned how to choke the chicken
sent the pic to Miss O's daddy
radmad is no longer allowed
to play with Miss O
unless supervised
by an adult
so i am to the point
where all the questions have been answered
and i'm at the emailing stage
with the eharmony dudes
and i have hit a wall
i have zero to no interest
in pursuing anyone
and dating
and talking about myself
or learning about someone else
i'm not worried about whether
i will jet out of this rut
cause i will
soon
i hope