radmad.ca: April 2009

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

cheers toast social

if yer not bizzy tonight
there is an art / photography show
here

Details:

Event: ...And That Was But One Exception.
"Kenny's Contact Show Opening"
What: Opening
Host: Ken Remark
Start Time: Wednesday, April 29 at 7:00pm

Where: Toast Restaurant
Corner of Queen Street East & Pape Ave.

cash bar, music, appetizers...oh my!

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squirrel on a nut

speaking of nuts
happy birthday dank!!

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Monday, April 27, 2009

what is so hardwood for you to understand? carpet blows

this is how fantastical
my universe operates

i took a new apt
with the understanding that the carpet
would be ripped up
and replaced by hardwood

"no problem" they said
t-minus 4 days to move in
and chick calls to say
the new floor is cracking
they are going with carpet

fuk that
i say
lay it again

meh

not five mins later
i get a call from a guy
who manages a sweeeet apt building
and who i called months ago
to get on their waiting list

radmad: "can you describe the place a bit"

mark: "sure. its a one bedroom. hardwood throughout"

radmad: "you are kidding me. you called me today of all days. i'll be right there to see it"

i can just see it now
first day in carpeted chaos
and i give my sixty days notice
and make my way
to hardwood heaven

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Sunday, April 26, 2009

hostess with the mostest

holy crap

that was fun

!

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Saturday, April 25, 2009

no more sleeps

see you tonight!

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Friday, April 24, 2009

you go girl!

big thanks to bob
who gave me the opportunity
to make a donation / loan to support
a third world entrepreneur
through Kiva

Sumya Tumenbaatar is 51, married and the mother of one. Her family lives in a "ger" (a nomadic Mongolian tent) district in Ulaanbaatar, the capital city of Mongolia. In 2002, she opened a grocery story right next to her house and on the plot of land she owns. Her store is located in a good location and there are no other competitors in the area. She has many repeat clients including her neighbors.

Sumya's husband, Boris, is a cab driver and her only daughter, Handmaa, is studying at a university to become a medical doctor. Sumya is requesting a loan to buy a variety of food products such as flour, rice, vegetable, sugar and candies. Her dream is to have her own supermarket downtown.

good luck Sumya!

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Thursday, April 23, 2009

orange you glad you woke up today?

bye bye bangs

okay so jen and i
walked dog this morning
and brainstormed a killer idea
for a kid's book

i'm gonna draft first cut today

is it possible
to pursue
four new career streams
simultaneously?

well...
let's see
shall we

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Wednesday, April 22, 2009

too hardhat to handle

okay
so i'm gonna be on the tele
there is a "woman's only" Habitat for Humanity
build
in Toronto

May 5th
i'm on the team
and Breakfast Television (City TV)
will be covering the event
starting at 6am

i know most of you fuk'rs won't be up
but tune in before nine
to see me all bright eyed
and er
bushy tailed

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milk

she'll loan you her toothbrush

she'll bartend your party

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Tuesday, April 21, 2009

three words...

kings

of

leon

tonight
with hanstar

okay that's six

now nine

eleven

oh fuk

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Monday, April 20, 2009

goshdarn slippery vermon

three cheers for monkeyfighting cable TV!

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Sunday, April 19, 2009

hahaha ew

so uh
Rupert Everett got some work done
hmmm wonder if anyone will notice

don't celebrities who do this
actually realize
we are laughing at them?

i think tinseltown should
just give up making movies
cause the real-life shenanigans
of the "celebrities" of today
is way more
entertaining

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king of the world

just saw this tonight
it will make you think

when it ended
the friend i was with
called it depressing

wasn't to me
at all

made me realize
that i have made some pretty significant decisions
as of late

that are leading me along a road
of living life
to the fullest
experiencing things
learning about who i am
and what i'm made of
under my own terms

no rules

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round and round

not having a regular routine
a systematic schedule
or a daily dose of to-do's

has made for mucho fun
for this tart

every time she tells herself
"holy fuk this is the last time
i'm gonna go do that"

well don't she just go doin
it all over again

oh what a fabulously
wicked little
circle

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Saturday, April 18, 2009

spring wobbly-pop party

send me an
email
if you wanna come!

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change zee world

yay
big thanks to Bob (from Massachusetts)
who made a donation to Kiva

Kiva is the world's first person-to-person micro-lending website, empowering individuals to lend directly to unique entrepreneurs around the globe

in exchange for a radmad magnet

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Wednesday, April 15, 2009

kapow

what can i say...

the chicks' still got it

it's just not all where it was
when she was eighteen

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Tuesday, April 14, 2009

want a bump?

my creative director
came through
for me

magnets
for zee fridge

car

or bike

donations welcome
for my trip
to argentina

and i will send ya
one of these
limited edition
lovelies

act now
only eight available

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Monday, April 13, 2009

spinny

restless legs
restless heart

one day this week
i am going to drop in my token
and ride the street car
for eveeeeer
but yes must stop
for funky things

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easter beaster

if you are too young
to eat the cake

stand in it!

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Sunday, April 12, 2009

this is fun

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flight of the forth night

it is so true
that when you're not at your best
barely feel
like you have the energy

or the pep
or the umph
to go out

you should go out

i met someone great
at the Drake
on friday

i'm actually nervous to call
or i may even wait
for him to call

a novel radmad move

playing the girl

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Friday, April 10, 2009

a week not for the weak

oh hi
it's me

okay
been busy
trez

in the last week i have
done stuff
like...

finished my job of 10 years
as an HR consultant

conversed with an accountant
a small business manager
a trademark lawyer
and
started my own company
so i can get paid
to do stuff

bought a new laptop
hard drive
router
32 inch flatscreen TV
and a lock

sold a nineteen inch monitor
and a bunch of crap

donated money to the humane society

got a packing list
for argentina

got the number of the only
straight waiter
in a gay bar

signed up for a toronto
habitat for humanity
build

went
to the coolest art meets business
event

spent one whole day under
bed sheets

and babysat