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thanks neaters
you have mad logo
skills



and thanks to john
at come get customized
on queen
for his shirt making
skills

watching the movie twilight
made me want to
want to
kiss a guy
by not getting
to kiss the guy

okay
i'm not one to bitch and rant
but sometimes you just have to

i am so unbelievably sick and tired
of entitlement bitching people
who complain about the recession

and that the reason their life is shit
and the reason they can find
NO work
is because of the recession

well yes
times are tough
but suck it up princesses

your dream job
may not be in your immediate reach
but get off your whining ass
and find something to at least get by
try harder
take on two part time jobs
take on just one
a shitty one

do something that will pay the bills
even if it's just for now
and not what makes you happy

but all of these people live
the sweet life
sometimes off others' backs
and sometimes for free
because they are not willing to simply
do what it takes

if you can't get a job
volunteer
fuk if you can't help yourself
get off your ass and help others

take a course
self-learn
buy a book or visit a library
push paper
or fry fries

woah is me
say goodbye to the horse you may have to sell
to get next months rent paid

boo hoo

do something productive
that doesn't suck the system dry
just because
you think you deserve more

because you don't

contribute
look for ways to add value
stop blaming the economy

initiative
entrepreneurialism
spunk
and the will to succeed

that is what will get you through

and that is why

the strong ones
won't starve

radmad to jen
this morning on a dog walk

"hey i didn't set an alarm today
was lyin in bed
all asleep
and this mrrrrrrr sound
wakes me up

you know it's gonna be a good day
when you are awoken
by the sweet sound
of your massager vibrating
frantically
just turned on
by itself
no rhyme or reason
on its own
in the drawer"



my tummy
seriously hurts
from laughing
for

two

straight

hours


crazy funny
and sadly
likely
because
sydney
is me
with a dik

radmad...

is movin
into a shoebox
in the beaches

the same day
as her last day
of her ten year job

and two weeks
before going away
to philantropize in argentina

her head is spinny

and she's gonna have a garage sale
cause she needs to downsize
compartmentalize
and further minimalize

and she's sure as fuk
throwin' a kik ass 'roake
party
to bid her beloved apartment
adieu

and she loves change
and can't wait to start
her next chapter

oh
and she's growin' out her bangs


and her eyebrows too

i am officially safe
from hep A & B
yellow fever
malaria
and
the trots

with my luck
i'll end up getting something dumb
like a cold
heh




workin from home today
if a certain neaters
wants to finally deliver
on her promise
of hot chocolate deliciousness

just sayin

new old chair





new old $1200 shoes
freeeee
thanks aunt heather

it feels like
this decision
is gonna change everything



and there is a chance
that the wrong decision
will be really shitty



every other decision
has always simply
felt right

this one is more
out of necessity

found an apartment
not far from here
half the cost
a third the size





i'm not quite sure
it's big enough
for my life





i may honestly
let a coin
decide this one

leading with her head
and chasing her tail

cause her heart
just ain't in this one

maddie, this is not 'Nam
this is dinner
there are rules

vanity fair is doing a feature
on today's funny peeps
smart
these guys have all made me giggle
in the past few months

sense of humour
mucho importante

oh and check out goggle's home page today
dr. seuss
creative


apparantly the average person
has 500 skills
i believe that

thought about giving up something for lent
but i was three days
after the fact
and what i was going to give up
i pretty much did the opposite
of that during those days

so instead
i will not give up anything

that's how i roll

and i think i just invented
a new word



Dane - Object In Motion says:
i've always wanted to glow

radmad says:
like a firefly?

Dane - Object In Motion says:
that's only an ass glow

Dane - Object In Motion says:
i'm looking for more of a full body thing

radmad says:
like a glow-rgasm?

Dane - Object In Motion says:
Like i was born in a nuclear power plant, yes

radmad says:
i like my word. i will look it up to see if it is new.

Dane - Object In Motion says:
call the dictionary companies

Dane - Object In Motion says:
while you're at it, try to get my favourite word in there was well

Dane - Object In Motion says:
penguich, a penguin sandwich

radmad says:
no such thing

Dane - Object In Motion says:
give me two pieces of bread, tomato, lettuce and a penguin and i'll show you

radmad says:
evil. did you not see march of the penguins?

Dane - Object In Motion says:
yeah, it made me really hungry

radmad says:
Urban Dictionary says "glowrgasm isn't defined yet"

radmad says:
sweet

according to neaters the socialista...
who i must note
was walking around asking people if they
thought she was a butch or lipstick lesbian
all the while insinuating that there was in fact
only one
correct answer

... thinks that it is not appropriate
to comment on the ubsurdly fakeness of a wig
worn by the lead singer
of a band
just because he happens
to be playing a concert
for cancer

oh i dunno
bout that



okay so today has consisted of
a void of any sort of productive activity

i do not however
have
morning after a crazy fun night
at the Drake

remorse



brocolli soup
is pretty delicious
especially when gently oozing
from a dipped boccacini cheese
ball

oh man
weekends like these
make me shake my head and say

riiiight
on



hi Miss O
see you in an hour