radmad.ca

this girl is going places



her application
and enthusiasm
was accepted by Habitat for Humanity
to travel to Argentina (bordering Chile, Bolivia, Brazil, Uruguay)
for two weeks in may
to build
a home



but but but
in addition to digging, mixing cement, building walls
and painting
she also gets to bike through wineries
hike the Andes! (world's largest mountain range)
and visit an Argentine Estancia
a real life Gaucho Ranch!

she is over the top
through the roof
excited

would it be wierd
when shopping for appartments
to knock on a potential
neighbours' door

and conduct a small information
gathering
interview discussion

you know
a meet
to see if they are cool enough
to live next to
and greet



fuk
i think it puts the
rack
in pracktical



just sayin

they actually have "alcohol allowed" seats
at the ACC
which is good
because that way i can have a plastic cup
of red wine
while dancing to sex on fire

must
wear
red



maybe
i will actually attend this concert

unlike the ben folds one
i skipped out on
for yoga

yes
crazy broad here




why is it
that the very thing you are trying to avoid
always presents itself
at the worst times
and all the time

it's a test




there is an awesome little waitress
at the gabbys in the beaches

i'm not totes sure
but
i think she may be a lesbian
so if you are also a lesbian
looking to meet another awesome lesbian
go to the gabbys in the beaches

and if you end up hooking up
you owe me a present

this here is why
i am being lame tonight
and well
every saturday night
until may

goals
this girl has goals
and sacrifices

sometimes you've got to make them

fun will always be there
at the end

but the journey itself
is pretty damn rewarding
in itself

happy
love love
smoochy smoochy
nookie nookie day

in recognition of the great tradition
that is valentine's day

and in honour
of my recent pursuit
of a long term
meaningful relationship

i formally present to you
The List

radmad's guide to moving from oats to molasses

how to make the shift from serial dating to the one-off

lessons learned through the past three
or so years
of my dating life

which i really have not
delved into
on this little site here

anyways here is my "lucky 7" list
of dating don'ts


7. do not mistake great conversation
over a bottle of cab sauv
for love

6. do not fart and / or fall asleep on a date's couch
you may get a cordial "merry christmas" text,
but it will likely be your last date
with said guy

(recent situtation that proved
to not be an effective date tactic)

5. do not "hang out" with a guy for a few months
and then tell him that you think
that you would like to take things to the next level
by starting a monogamous relationship
with him...

unless you know for certain
that he has not
had the expectation of monogamy during said "hang period"

4. do not tell a guy
while laying in his arms
that it is okay,
and perhaps even encourage him
to sleep with other women

3. do not end the date
even if he is a cherub beauty, talented, successful, on TV, athletic etc.
by suggesting that although
he isn't long term material
he may make a superb sperm donor

2. maybe do not send this



yeah
just don't


and number one........

1. do not tell a guy
in the heat of the moment
that if you sleep together
you will probably never want to see him again

well okay, this may be one of those "do" things
but again,
not going to result in anything even remotely long term


excerpt from actual email from said one night stand guy:


Hmmm....I totally thought you were bluffing, but time went by..nothing..then x-mas..nothing...new year's....nothing!

You totally used me for sex and told me you were doing it...I feel so weak...so dirty.....

Happy New Year radmad :)

where the fuk'd
incubus go?

so L'oreal sent me free stuffs
so i would blog about it

makeup
hmmm
don't really wear it
or know how to put it on
gee thanks mom

but it was free
not as in "Free Winona Ryder" free
but as in
it didn't cost anything

er
so kinda in a twisted way
much like winona ryder free




shoes
many shoes
more shoes not shown

you shoe'd buy this makeup





so on a normal day
or dayte
like as in out with a boy
i only wear mascara in the shade of jet black
and lipgloss
in the shade of
my lips

so thank fuk
there was step by step instructions
complete with numbered eye shadow compartments

rad




anyways
it stayed on pretty good
like through a drive in the notorious b.u.g
to cabbagetown
and through dinner with lezbot
and a concert



and much wines and maybe a c&d with lime
and late night music downloading
and barefoot appartment hardwood floor dancing



and even endured an ephemeral entaglement
with a dashing lad
until his much too early
dive into unconsciousness

i suppose
had i cared more

we could have tested
its ability to endure moisture
and stay strong power
through the peril of perpetual
tears




thanks L'oreal!

yuh huh another update

okay
ready

radmad.......

still has the best neighbours



is going to be upheaving her whole life by summer

is in search of and will get a new job by May

is pimping out her skills if you want to hire some skill

gets frosty head



is appartment hunting out westside

has become more introspective

immerses herself in that which is truly genuine

is not allowed to play with Miss O like she's a doll



laughed like a giddy nut watching "my best friend's girl"

is jumping into life's next chapter like a kid in a puddle

just needs to see him again