radmad.ca: December 2008

Wednesday, December 31, 2008

life. she's good

just when the caterpillar
thought the world was over

it became a butterfly

posted by radmad

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

bored walk

uncomfortable
ness

is running sixteen kilometres
in the morning cold
ness

in an old torn pair of
lululemon pants
with a newly developed
hole
in the crotch
area

perhaps
i should stop living life

in commando

okay momma nature
toss some snow back
it's more fun walkin mad
in the whitestuff

and i want to go SNOOOOOSHOOOOING

posted by radmad

Sunday, December 28, 2008

hey kid play it again here's looking at you soup

oh hi shirt

i got it in paris
so i'm kinda afraid to wash it
but i don't smell
so it's okay

my sister made me a scrapbook
of soup recipes
so sweet
i think she wants me to make her soup

tricky

so i watched Casablanca for the first time
this week
it was shit
i almost turned it off
ricky is pretty sauve
and isla is a beauty
but they don't end up together
sad

and he said "here's lookin at you kid"
alot
and she said "play it again sam"
and i was waiting
and waiting
for some Scarlett character to emerge
so he would say "frankly scarlett..."

but damn
that's Gone with the Wind
and that's like 3 hours long

not gonna happen

posted by radmad

Saturday, December 27, 2008

ka ka

dear ryan gosling,

how do you keep getting even
more
perfect?

love,
santa

posted by radmad

Thursday, December 25, 2008

the kristmas klimax is here kids

merry merry christmas

from my dog

my tree

and me!

posted by radmad

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

ho ho ho

bought myself a christmas present
a book
a coffee table
conversational
dirty
book

ha ha
took me a minute to get this one
libby is preggers

i now must be off
have less than one day

to get off the naughty
and onto that nice list

posted by radmad

Monday, December 22, 2008

die shirt die

doctor crazy will always make me smile
take your pie plate home will ya!

i officially
have the best friends
ever

and the best family
although small
you are mighty

godparents are the best
especially when you are an athiest
love them

and i can't wait til sis drops her kid
on my lap
i have become
a domestic diva

i cook
and bake
and i'm on a new path
kinda like re-branding myself

okay
so i have not caught onto
the whole laundry craze
so please do not bury me
in this shirt

posted by radmad

Sunday, December 21, 2008

from scratch

got short bangs
jet black
ala bettie page

change your hair
change your life

that's what i say

so you know when
at the end of the Notebook
and she has to decide who she wants to be with
and the one decision is the easy one
simple laid out life with someone she loves

and the one that will see its challenges
but so many more laughs and "fuk ya's"
and the decision is a hard one
gotta work hard but so much more worth it
with someone she is in love with

that is what it came to
and he chose

easy

so much time
and she is finally
starting fresh
as one

and she has never felt so alone
yet

so
free

to give things a chance
things that were never given the attention
they deserved

posted by radmad

Friday, December 19, 2008

it just wouldn't be a radmad christmas without it...

posted by radmad

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

gone so long

okay
breather is over

tra la la

oh hi delicious shortbread

and bright shiney trees

posted by radmad

i wonder what god would ask santa for if he wrote him a letter

posted by radmad

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

i'm done

it takes alot to get to me
but i think i need to tap out
for a while

posted by radmad

Monday, December 08, 2008

werd to the bird

bought myself
a new
coffee table book

posted by radmad

Sunday, December 07, 2008

new year new you

life is hard
i get it

it throws you curveballs
and despite good intentions
and best laid plans
things can go askew

but it is the negative
pessimistic
and self-deprecators
that never
rid themselves
from the rut

oh hi pretty swarkoski crystal tree

chins up fuk'rs
you're alive
and it's time to shake things up

in other news
i am now set up
to do my job
and make my millions
remote
from hooome sweet home

that means
mid-day not mid-night
runs

it means walks for coffee
amidst client calls
and lunch dates
amidst client meetings

oh hi jen nice pink cheeks

good thing my mom
instilled the force of self-discipline
cause i am going to
be
untouchable

oh hi dank too much we drank

maybe i'll even
kick this blog up a notch
and make something of it

or perhaps
i'll just learn
needlepoint

posted by radmad

Thursday, December 04, 2008

you are only as important
as you think you are

unfortunatly you are gonna miss out
on what you don't even realize
is most important

it's okay
you will figure it out

posted by radmad

someone get this girl a record deal already

yup
it's as bad as you thought
it just might be

kind of like when you turn your head
to look at a train wreck

and why is the road so slanty
i don't recall feeling a roller coaster
sensation

likely just caught in the moment

posted by radmad