picks out important information and discards the rest
is gonna see burn after reading solo
hopes that the drunk driver that killed a man this morning feels forever hungover
is in fall clothes buying mode
may never come back from paris
burned you a CD that you will never get
is brainstorming tv segment names and working on a pitch
feels content, cozy and quirky about fall
is everywhere a pile of leaves calls to you to dive into it
Monday, September 29, 2008
sneak peak
found the perfect dress for my Sarah Jessica Parker aka "horseface" costume
i did not make this shit up there is a website
www.sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com
and evidence
yes i know
going to hell
Sunday, September 28, 2008
stick a fondue stick in me man
best weekend in a long time saw all my best homies
hi curry delishousness not telling where this place is a gem and fuk'n word is getting out
race kit pick up downtown saturday
what is my reason to run you ask?
and finished not too shabby at the half marathon considering my lack of training
1977 of 6373 participants 1:57:43.5 chip time 5:46 pace 117/587 on women 30-34 age group 625th of all 3534 women
i have been going since 5am bike to run run bike from run brunch book rome flight try to book paris hotel shopping on yonge pooch walk to grocery store ready for zzz's but decided to eat reeses pieces now i'm wired on sugar damn
Friday, September 26, 2008
crime fighter
this asshat is overhanging my driveway in a bad way
could barely pull in so i called parking authority
and now i'm stranded here until parking cop shows up and i get to decide whether to have asshat tagged or tagged and towed
oooh the decision
so i'm sitting here in my indecisiveness and then it hits me
baileys
i bought mint baileys this week and totally forgot about it
so now i'm sitting here stranded pondering punishment and drinking baileys from zee bottle
justice for all!
why wait?
a huge proponent and advocate for the allure of anticipation
it should be noted that sometimes just sometimes a hint of disclosure may be what is needed to get the ball rolling
so voila... a hint of my second costume change of the evening
sarah jessica parker
aka "horse face" dress, shoes and accessories TBD
Thursday, September 25, 2008
that grenade blew up alright
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
radmad's freakshow
sneaky little sucker
oh hi half marathon next sunday
didn't you just creep up right the fuk outta no where
chapter 11 How to Train Wrecked on a tight timeline
Sunday, September 21, 2008
she drifts through the streets
2 costume changes and counting
tattoo cock parlour
dear mr. entertainment mogul,
i write to you as a savvy and successful business entrepreneur and my intention is to perhaps provide you with some insight as to why your bar is a notorious sausage party
on three occassions tonight my female friends were unable to buy a drink from your downstairs bartendress
listen i know we all have our insecurities but they should not have a negative impact on bottom line at your bar or my night quite frankly
my circle of friends and i were noticeably not the only ones affected and pissed and contemplating our intentions on returning unfortunately for you further plummeting the guy / girl ratio into something that might be more attractive to my church street friends
my only suggestion is that you assess the talent you hire perhaps ask them questions such as "describe a time when you delivered effective customer service in a fast paced environment without the intention of looking like a ostentatious, self-righteous diva"
thanks for your attention and also thanks for the sobriety last evening it definately made for a less painful run this morning
signed, radmad et al
Friday, September 19, 2008
mad crawl towards fall
it will be even better than you had thought
promise
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
pops UPDATE: not as in my dad, as in Pop Bistro HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARC!!
bonne fete you handsome devil
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
Monday, September 15, 2008
fashion faux paw
i am about to commit the most unforgivable fashion crime of the free world
jeans with running shoes
even the dog is embarassed
Sunday, September 14, 2008
self-deprecation is boring
daily doses of what she does was too far from what this was ever supposed to be
not sure if anyone gets it
her rose coloured glasses came with reality bi-focals
separate spheres of influence created an edgeless canvas
thoughts she had never had before excited her
the absence of chaotic energies in her universe made her feel older than she will ever become
sunday afternoons were her favourite
her dancing in heals last night immobilized her today
her buttertart was bogarted but she was happy to share the ooze
she wished she cared more than she did but does more than she will ever let herself admit
her mission had become nothing more than a quest for inspiration
Saturday, September 13, 2008
she bangs straight across
change your hair change your digicam
and you change your life
yes i did actually get it in pink i know
trez gay
soberoake
not even a buzz
Thursday, September 11, 2008
postcards from the edge
it's booked
and it will be incredible
paris and rome in october
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
pour some splenda on me
so i have a pile of plates from neighbours who have brought tasty treats to my door over the past week or so
sometimes if you wish hard enough sweets things do actually show up at your door
so i think tonight i will bake some stuffs and return said plates toppling over with goodies
unless of course a better offer comes up heh
glass ceiling has a crack
i was at a meeting downtown at the Sheraton hotel and on my way to the foyer i passed by a very swanky room set up all fancy boardroom style
i cringed
and realized that the corporate professional business world
is not for me for much longer
i need comfier shoes and looser lips
Tuesday, September 09, 2008
this time its for real kids
cue funeral music
so my camera finally bit it
Nikon coolpix 4500 launched into the world and my heart in 2002
upon doing some research the red strip is the European / Canadian model and the green strip is the US version
i have owned both colours during my lifetime
so this latest one was not left in the back of a cab picked up by another runner at a duathlon left on a beach post make out session stolen off the boardwalk during a frisbee game
i believe the cause of death was overdose of lemon snap cookie crumbs in my bag at the Oasis virgin fest concert on sunday
i'm really fuk'n bummed about this and may try to track down another one i think they run at $350+ US for a used one
so worth it
here are the last pics loaded from the little darling
6am saturday morning trip to the st. lawrence market
i know i wish she'd gone out with a bit more of a photographic bang!