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how to meet boys without leaving your appt 101

by radmad,



i swear
this kinda shit happens to me more
than is statistically normal

i will recount
my most recent encounter



radmad's hot chicks come over
for an early bbq
and some roake





we belt out some toons
and notice a car out front
inhabited by two unfamiliarly
attractive men



we sing on
we bbq on

they are still there
we are intrigued



chicks leave
i wave goodbye

and shyly
or not

approach said vehicle
and ask what is up

they are investigating a case
a 12 hour stakeout

hot

i invite them on my porch
offer them gin
and engage in conversation


appreciative of my hospitality
they ask "can we pay you back"

radmad - "not at all, it was nice to meet you"

chris - "can i take you out?"

radmad - "perhaps.
you guys are welcome to stay
and hang out on the porch
i'm heading in
have to be up early (75km bike for heart)

but you can leave your number on the table."



but then the thought hit me
date a professional stalker?

hmmm

no thanks

9km trail hike
in Albion hills





hi turkey in a tree







my favourite tree
was the tall thin grey one
that one there
a few rows back
just off centre
to the left

yeah
that one









before



after

i need to start running again
on my own terms

i need to be me again

i haven't been me
since last fall


god i miss that girl

how to save $42

by radmad



don't do crest white strips
cause your teeth
seem to be white enough as is




holy freckles batman


speaking of batman

i guess i have to put up
with eric banna
again

i hate that guy
so creepy

hanstar and i
reaffirmed why we could never live together
again

like that crazy summer of 2006



red wine
red wine bloat
patios after patios
cookie dough with brownie chunks icecream
red wine
late night chats
too hard to get up in the mornings



but
we also
reaffirmed
why we are crazy bestest friends

radmad...

is gonna just carry on where she left off

cannot go out on monday nights like she is 20

got ready for work today in 9.5 minutes stat

wants to be a muse

is starting to pick the weeds in her life

would love to spend an hour in tom robbins' brain

is going for a personal pilates session

wonders why starbucks now sells donuts

accidentally deleted 2 years of text messages

has her bike in the shop for a tuneup and cadence monitor hookup

is in whimsical spirits

won't let anything break her stride

radmad...

has been appointed a stevia taste tester

likes the winona ryder keanu reeves pairing

is happy to have her mornings

is doing a duathlon in july

wonders why girls are so insecurily jealous

won't be a victim to self-fulfilling prophecies

is hip

found out her family doctor is back from ireland for good

is a sundress junkie

where have you gone to?

will you be back?

Commit the oldest sins in the newest kind of ways



– William Shakespeare

i
am
doing
this


i
am
letting
my girl out on the streets
for 75 kilometres

she will thank me
later

thank god
my summer of freedom fridays
started today



jman cleans up nice
and is gonna rock the ping pong

er
sorry
table TENNIS
at the Bejing olympics

lucky





bob and bob's hot wife







tori spelling's hubby's ex-wife

what a mouthful







hello you have the coolest suit on



Enza
with almost more cleavage
than radmad

not fair











burlesque dancers
pranced

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all i can think of right now is
holy fuk

what to wear?

you can train for four months
but you just can't run the race







but
then something happens
and you suck it up

and put things in perspective

and begin to walk around
with no hurt and no pain
but instead
in complete
bliss

on friday they shot
a bunch of scenes outside





the premise of the commercial was
the actor couple
were buying my "house"
with a TD mortgage

and so they should
it's a cool pad







hi robin
this is sound mixer dude

so i told him his name should be
dj jazzyR
he was gonna look into new business cards



trucks and trailers
everywhere
no parking allowed for peeps

sure found out who
our bitchy
dikhead
neighbours were



friday night

cameras stored in doors
two words

cha ching



oh hello mammoth microphone
would you like to make friends
with my PVs?



saturday
shooting was indoors
in my fully
newly
refurnished place



i got to keep the curtains



yeah
thumbs up chris

this dude
was crazy in love
with his new girlfriend
who is married to some guy
in another country
who she can't find
to get a divorce from

he don't care though
he's happy

that's love





oh hello
radmad silkscreen
in the centre of the indoor shot

they wanted to pay me to use it
is said nah
just don't edit it out