radmad.ca

knocked a whole 12 minutes
off last years' time
which is pretty good

equates to removing the equivalent
of 2+ km off my time

anyways
here are the stats

place amongst all runners: 1456/4488
chip time: 2:41:12 (last year: 2:53:08)
pace: 5:28 min/km
Women: aged 30 - 34: 60/278
All women: 361/2089



if i actually focus
for the next two months
i could possible qualify for Boston
at my May race

would mean zero life
hmmm



i have the best neighbours



thanks dank and dank's hot wife



i made these little gems on friday
apples, cinnamon, egg whites and low fat cottage cheese
killer mix of protein and good carb

k
i am gonna nap
so i can rest up for the bigass glass of Angus cab sav
i'm celebrating with tonight

so jen and i went
all the way to hamilton today
to pick up our race kits
trez far

anyways
there are all these exhibits
of health foods
power bars
whey proteins

and what one do i go up to?

the booth marketing a new chocolate

apparantly its SOOO good for you



the woman started rhyming off all the "health benefits"
it's made with unprocessed cocoa powder with phytonutrients
and no added fats, fillers, refined sugar, milk or caffeine
it's the worlds richest source of antioxidant flavanoids
it has more epicatechins and catechins than any other product

i'm like
chick
whoa

you had me at chocolate

6 bars please



ps. is blogging during earth hour
wrong?

ah fuk it
i'm goin down for worse crimes
than this

this is how
i will be spending my sunday morning

30km
through hamilton smoke stacks
and through the million dollar
burlington shacks

i will have to turn up my ipod
real loud
to distract me
from dreams of eating
the biggest stack of pancakes
when i am done

although
that just may keep my pace
in high gear

okay
i'm addicted

A JUNKIE

just watch this
you will laugh

promise

jman brought me to a super awesome
restaurant
in leslieville
for sunday brunch

go to Pop Bistro (queen and broadview)
and say hi to Marc
who is one of the awesome owners



and ask him how radmad gave him tips
on how to get laid by hot men
and how to impress guests
with napkin penises? peni?



and how she made him practice a few times
and then drew a diagram




because diagrams help

good luck with your operation
mr. dax
fight that big bad cancer

we look forward to a nice long walk
along the boardwalk
when you are healed
and feeling like a million bones
er bucks

hugs and licks,

madison and sarah xo

i find myself apologizing
lots
to lots
of people

sorry that i am not as much fun
right now
sorry i can't go here
or there
or do this
or that

i guess i'm not really sorry
that i'm not going
but
i'm just sorry to be disappointing
people

i guess i try not to ask alot
of others
but i will now

please be patient

it's just til the end of May

cause this is really super important
to
me

radmad says:
some biatch cop just gave me a $110 ticket for turning right off vic park onto bracken. you know that small ass street where it ends. are you kidding me?

radmad says:
way to save the neighbourhood from crime sweetie.

radmad says:
k i'm done now



DANK!!!! says:
shit

DANK!!!! says:
you cant turn right in the AM?

DANK!!!! says:
is that the deal?

radmad says:
yeah

DANK!!!! says:
dag

DANK!!!! says:
sorr to hear

DANK!!!! says:
law breaker

DANK!!!! says:
i got banned from a message board

DANK!!!! says:
till april 4

DANK!!!! says:
so i know how you feel

radmad says:
haha

radmad says:
she told me to pull over where it's safe... i'm like from what a fuk'n outdoor cat?????

DANK!!!! says:
should have arrested your ass

DANK!!!! says:
and put you in runners jail

radmad says:
she probably wanted to after i saw the amount and blurted out "HOLY SHI.."

DANK!!!! says:
she probably wanted you

radmad says:
maybe they can put my money towards some blinkers on the silly sign!

DANK!!!! says:
yea

DANK!!!! says:
i thnk they call them idiot lights

DANK!!!! says:
i hear that they are planning that

DANK!!!! says:
once there are enough idiots

DANK!!!! says:
you might have pushed them over the top there sarah

radmad says:
perhaps i met the quota.

radmad says:
let's hope

radmad says:
k. gotta go work today FOR FREE TO PAY OFF THIS TICKET!

DANK!!!! says:
drive slow

if you are a fish
and you want to be a fishstick
you have to have
very good posture

so my bedroom walls
have zero on them
even the paint is so bland
that it can't be considered anything

so the other morning morning
i get this brainwave
or maybe it was less of a wave
and more like a
ZAP!



what about designing a wall sized LCD
of a "where's waldo" picture

but once you find him
you simply clicky click
to another scene

like you'd buy a whole dvd of various
scenes

hours of fun

for all ages



brilliant

now what do i do with this?

hi emilio




nice to see ya
and your artsy scarf
and warhol hair
and you
in all your fantasticalness





raymi and neaters



fil the photographartist

i swear fil
take it
take it and run with it



like a dank in the headlights



SCOTTIE CAPS LOCK



i'd like to file a missing cleavage report








i'm the team accountant

Emilio says:
I think my next story is going to be a characterisation of you



Emilio says:
But I probably won't write it until the summer

radmad says:
don't write about me

radmad says:
write about how i should be

Emilio says:
We need a record for posterity 

Emilio says:
Besides, it would be an exaggeration

Emilio says:
(If that's even possible.)

the boardwalk
is almost clear of snow





thank





fuk

so i finally get to meet neater's sibings
and their significant others'
which in the mix consists of a set of twins
along with my dear lezbot

i swear some geneticist
outta get their study on
this family




not the same chick
glad they were not sitting next to each other
i'm bad enough with names
with people who look like the complete opposite
of twins



so turns out neaters and i show up
looking the freakin same
with the same camera kiss pose

and we wonder why we have to convince
the crew
that we're not partners



hi fish

who put those slimy suckers
in front of me



then another group
came into play

"wrong bar" in queen west
i was the wrong age
for this bar





busted





radmad cut some rug
in her library outfit
and 10 pound carry bag

let's just say
waldo had nothing on me

maybe we are all supposed to want to travel
to go to far away lands
to see how the other people of this world
live
for the sake of travel

i am not really one of them

i have yet to fully discover the people
that live in this very city
and i am amazed every day with our weather
and the beauty of a sunrise
and the disaster of an ice storm

and i can go for a nice long run
and pass through a strip of shops
where no one can be heard uttering a word
of english
and the food smells are wonderful
and if i stopped long enough
i would feel for a moment like i had been
thrust into a foreign land
and immerse myself in the people
the food
the stories
and the history

and then i round a corner
and am suddenly a part of a vastly
different culture

here within my own wonderful city