radmad.ca: February 2008

Friday, February 29, 2008

shorthair at shortstop

where's radmad

surprisingly

i had a boyfriend

it was the early ninties
and the first of a few
hair botches

tomorrow i go to the salon
for my bi-annual
colour and cut
it will take three plus hours
and i will be pampered
and my scalp will be massaged
and i will be made to feel like a princess

being a girl is the greatest
GO X CHROMOSOMES!

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Thursday, February 28, 2008

yes they are attached

i think madison
is suffering from
seasonal affectiveness disorder

i don't blame her
it's crappy weather for doggies
and her fitness level is
starting to drop

she is lethargic
knaws her paw in frustration
and pffs her food

she's sick of wearing her winter coat
and misses her leash free buddies

i think she is me
and i am her
and we want winter to
scram

perhaps if i plan a spring fling party

it will come
for the sake of my pup's sanity

and cause i think she
is going through mom karaoke withdrawals

and those are deadly

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Tuesday, February 26, 2008

so much bigger than we are

it is never too late
to become
what you might have been

george eliot

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deviant

strange but true

the less i post
the more trouble i'm out there
getting into

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Monday, February 25, 2008

horror set to beauty

perhaps its the humanitarian in me
but this breaks my heart
and makes me cry

sigur ros

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Saturday, February 23, 2008

no tap outs

listen
my dearest
Mr. mogwai entire cd collection seeder

get your fuk'n ass back online
you are 61.2% done
and i've had azureus open
for like 9 days now

stop dik'n around and finish what you started

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no clue who they are

this is the karma, recalibration of the universe
fate shit i'm talking about

sj walks to his buddy rob's place
last night
picks up a camera bag out of a box
on someone's curb
inside is a old school battery
and memory card

exactly the battery and card
that work with my neanderthal nikon coolpix camera
that is easily 8 years old
not the exact ones
same make/model as the ones i got stolen
in the summer

they fuk'n came back

just like my "lost" camera has
so many times before

rescued from being abandoned
in the middle of the night at the beach
rescued from being stolen by hoodlum kids
before our eyes at the boardwalk
rescued from being mistakenly picked up
at the niagara duathlon in the summer

oh and just this month
i posted a link to a site
where you can load pics
from found memory cards

well if i don't have some fuk'n
pics to load

i knew that i had crazy bang on intuition
but this is something bigger
i swear i have magical powers

anyone know these peeps?

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Friday, February 22, 2008

she's on the ball

today is international
bring your big hair
to work day

it is also have to get off the highway
because you have negative gas and no washer fluid
and go to a full serve
and get tired of waiting
so pull the nozzle out
and get doused in gas
day

and then
its peel a hardboiled egg
and cut your thumb skin open with the shell
day

something good will now happen
i give the universe three hours
to recalibrate my shitty morning

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Wednesday, February 20, 2008

hello time i'm the bomb

i swear that every day that passes
is a day in dog days
like 7
for the price of one

where the fuk
it time going

maybe i'm just having too much fun
yeah
that's got to be one of my big dilemnas

someone poke me or something

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Monday, February 18, 2008

she'll bartend your party

i'm all wanting to have a quiet
vegetative night

i'm tired
but anything but

and i feel energized under the muscle

so i put milk on

http://www.artic.edu/aic/exhibitions/jeff_wall/images/splash_img.jpg

ala kings of leon
and it made me close my eyes
and pearce my lips
and move my toes
and sway like crazy
and then i got up

and spun
and danced

and now it feels like

friday
funday

fuk it and have things my way
day

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Sunday, February 17, 2008

when your mind's made up

it's not the first time
and it probably won't be the last

that i take action
as a result
of being inspired

by a film

... tonight it was once

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let's take the quick route that takes us longer

lezbot, dank, frogger
adventure day

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Friday, February 15, 2008

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Thursday, February 14, 2008

under my umbrella ella

i find that the biggest cynics
about valentine's day
- the ones who claim it to be nothing more
than a retail monster's money grab
are the ones who are uncomfortable
with the reminder that they are not in love

how can a day...
that makes us think of the person we love
or lust
the person
that make our eyes smile
our minds race
and our thighs burn
...not be a wonderful day?

anyways
happy heart day

SWAK

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Wednesday, February 13, 2008

something to white about

snow white
nights in white satin
white is black's nemesis
nice day for a white wedding
vanna white
white supremecy sucks
dirty diks in the white house
white roses of friendship
tighty whities
white is all colours on the light spectrum
good guys wear white
pure white
white paper on the topic of humanity's fascination with fame
whiteout conditions make for good snowshowing
white out rids the world of mistakes

radmad raises her white flag

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no regrets.

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Monday, February 11, 2008

mind is a razorblade

why does man take it for granted
that a girl who flirts with him
wants him to kiss her -

when
nine times out of ten
she only wants him
to want to kiss her?

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crystal balls

went to see a psychic
on saturday

i still have to transcribe the reading
but wow
look out 2008

apparantly my social life
is going to kick up a few notches
so i told her i'm already pretty busy
she said i'm about to get a whole lot
busier

she also said my career
was going to kick up a few notches
and i would be travelling nationally
and perhaps broader

after i left
all i coulc think of was
well this is all kinda fine and good
but perhaps i should have asked
if she sees me running this little
marathon thing
i've been working on

she also says i have a long life line
thank fuk
cause i'm nowhere near done here yet

oh and she also told me i'm preggers

she didn't get a tip

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Saturday, February 09, 2008

i am download-a-matron-rex
next is xtc

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Friday, February 08, 2008

and it's friday to boot

she was on an upward climb
again
to the top
and it was feeling like such a smooth easy ride

perhaps she's on the ski lift
of life

its like
nothing can go wrong
not ever

oh and in army news:

radmad
in morris code
is

.-. .- -.. -- .- -..

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Thursday, February 07, 2008

stunning

this is how i didn't go to work

this is where i "worked" today

this was my "work" peer

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cart your art

treked through the storm
but not until after trying to run
through it
but got beat up by freezing rain
slashing against my face
and went to raymi's "take your art" home party

thanks neaters
now my wall won't entirely be
a barren wasteland
of white

sj bought a pic of fil
can you say man crush

scott
2 months of no shaving
and counting
despite threats otherwise

sjm ala nevermindyear
and raymi cute as shit

and ANOTHER WORK FROM HOME SNOW DAY
for radmad today

all is good in the world

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Tuesday, February 05, 2008

yoga jedi master

sarah says:
my website comes up when you google "real fugly"

DANK!!!! says:
nice!!!

DANK!!!! says:
all bendy wendy?

sarah says:
oh fuk man.

DANK!!!! says:
you break somefin?

sarah says:
i fell asleep at the relaxation move at yoga... shavasna or whatever...lights out dead quiet room... and then i made a foghorn noise that woke me up. jen was next to me. she almost pissed herself laughing

DANK!!!! says:
classic

sarah says:
oh and my cell phone went off

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now you know too much - part III

radmad...

now with over 29 hours of joni mitchell music

parks parallel like its no ones business

is still waiting for Rogers to call for their copy of Paris je t'aime back

still hasn't checked that lottary ticket from christmas

wonders how much damage a sharpie could do to the fuk'rs car who always overhangs her driveway

is "a lot less boyish than the image you project"

needs to get a pedicure but hates having her feet touched

is hoping for snow tomorrow but not but mostly is

will qualify for and run the Boston marathon by age 34

thinks that hollywood has imploded

is still trying to figure out how waiter dude memorized all those specials

can't wait to see what mischief she will get into today

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Sunday, February 03, 2008

queen of "she lost her fuk'n camera AGAIN"

WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THIS?????

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bloody hell

so when do you think
maxi pads
will become extinct?

i'm thinking
they're on their way out

them
and 5 cent candy

oh and speaking of ancient
i need to get my hands
on a dictaphone
for my psychic session
next weekend

k but first
off to the Pour House in the Annex
to "watch" the superbowl
and try not to annoy too many leatherheads
with my banter

check it. screetus

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Friday, February 01, 2008

now you know too much - part II

radmad...

is working (read: snowshoeing her heart out) at home today

wonders if they still print Readers Digest magazine

likes subtitles

has fond memories of watching oprah with her mom after school

eats wheatgrass

has no time for rhyme without the rhythm

plays with fire

has been sportin this shirt for 3 years now

wonders why she bothers with cable

wants to learn from others

has a powerful intuition that cannot be ignored

is cooler than your coolest friend

has no idea where her ipod songs went on her computer

has been listening to the same cd on repeat for 9 days straight

has no clue who that Zac Effron guy is

is going to come back as a bird... tweet

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