radmad.ca

i just ate about 50 of these
little fuk'n balls of hard to get into deliciousness

i actually have a tummy ache
i feel like i am a kid
but i wish i was a movie star
cause then i would be predisposed to throw them up
in the toilet

instead
i have to get up at 4:30am to run the little bastards off

i am regretful

dank and i shared halloween doling out duties
and by this i mean
we put a big box of doritos on the porch
so the little monster kids
can help themselves

the spread




i made these

the standard night opener

sitting on an exercise ball at work
is supposed to be good for the core

and for bouncing around like tigger
and getting kinda out of breath

so the clients think they pressed area code
1-976

instead of 1-866

i think i am now



at three
halloween party



wardrobe changes

43

percent of recruiters
have eliminated a job candidate
based on information found online


source: Profit Magazine, Nov 2007

the rain was like a christening
of a new beginning



ha
just kidding



it was more like a logistical freakshow



my seemingly unperturbed copilot
and i
were chillin like bugs in a longass commute
and being thankful that enduring
the rain
and the long ride
is a miniscule amount of disturbance
when compared with those affected
by the complete opposite of rain
in california

perspective is important



so is a good laugh

guitar hero
is for the coordinated
the musically inclined
the quick with the fingers
and the gamers

i am none of the above
particularly one through four
of above

but i have passion

just look at that passion



EASTSIDE


er
hannah grew somethings

just got back from walmart

this may mark radmad's best
party
ever

i have two words










fog
machine

thank you to my valued spell checka
for the correct version of "scaryoke"

if you are loco

er...

local

and didn't get an email or facebook invite
let me know
and i will review your request to attend

please be advised
that only those applicants under consideration
will be contacted

we are proud to be an equal opportunity halloween bash
and thank all "party people" for their interest

i am now on my third idea
for a halloween costume

met up with a craigslister to buy stuff tonight
probably shouldn't have brought dank
along for the ride
hubba hubba

but first i got burrito boys on peter street
and the owner made mine
and winced when i graciously declined the "secret sauce"
so i got the secret sauce

and now i'm sitting here
convinced
that burrito boys and cottonelle
are in kahoots


is that spelled right?

well my friend

today may be duly noted
as one that will change our lives forever

for you
a chapter closes
a wonderful chapter
one that has made you who you are

for me
one may have just opened
one that will help me understand
just what i am made of

but the one thing that remains static
and steady throughout
is that you have been there for me
and i will be there for you

now
stop reading my blog!

xo

i'm going to see a condo tonight
that maybe i'll make an offer on
maybe not

same hood
thinner walls

the concern of whether i will be able
to karaoke
in peace
without calls to 911
weighs heavily on my decision

okay
so here are my toronto 1/2 marathon stats...

chip time: 1:50:00.2 (personal best by 4mins and beat last finish by 9mins)

Pace: 5:16 min/km

Place overall: 914/3488

Place of all women: 228/1753

Place in my women aged 30-34 category: 47/312


so everyone gets a medal
but man they are hugeoid

happy with my finish
and even happier with the kickass brunch
that got devoured at Morning Glory
a little gem at king & trinity

rode my bike there
yeah

i'm hardcore

i think i may need to write a new book though
fuk
for the first time ever
i didn't have some vino the night before

i have decided to move to kenya
and just focus on running for a year
no fun
no party
no dates with white guys
no cookies

but fast
i'd become a lazer

a boring lazer

k
nevermind

maybe i will just start a raceday fight club
i will design t-shirts
that start full out fights among runners
along the race route





like on the back of a guys shirt
it would say

i'd be way the fuk further ahead than you
but i stopped at kilometer 14
to bang your mom

i should probably patent that
before i press "publish post"

i have decided that leslieville
will be the parkdale that i miss
almost as much
as mom's homemade mac & cheese
topped with gramma mckever's bottled tomatoes
the gramma that would bring up conversations
that revolved around homosexuality in politics
and masturbating as a young girl

and who i will name my first born after her

mae with an "e" not a y



so yeah
leslieville is fun




happy birthday weekend pretty girl
you are the sweetest drop of champagne
in the flyer of the night




oh and what would a night out be
without neaters once again
revoking her home depot membership card

leznotkidourselveshere

this is on sunday

i'm fuk'n tired

i think that in november
i will hibernate
procrastinate
masturbate
and
self-alienate

okay
so i can't see this really happening
but all i can think of right now

is my pillow

so us chicks show up
same'ish black patterned v-neck tee
braided hair
and adoration for shortbread



tegan and sara
covered rihianna's umbrella
classic



if only i could get the freakin video retrieved
from my camera