radmad.ca

victory at last



my sports doc
gave me a blood requisition
to test my cortisol and testerone etc
so i snuck on the form to also check blood type

sneaky

and it's a+

so upon further research
i determined that according to the
"Eat right for your type" guru
peoples with this type have low stomach acidity
and therefore do not process protein efficiently
and should consider a vegetarian-based diet
with minimal meat sourced protein
which means no red meat
which means lots of nuts and tofu
which means no fatty dairy
which means lots and lots of veggies
which means i have minimal changes to make
to my current diet
which means fuuuuk

i wanted some new found change
to alter my entire internal body composition
and functionality
so that i became superhuman healthy and strong
which means maybe i'm closer than i'd thought

apparantly
however
i should stay away from peppers
which i eat almost every day
which kinda give me gas
so i'm thinking all this may have some legitimacy
so no peppers
were put in my cart
at loblaws
today

oh and leeks are good for me
so i bought leeks
which i have no idea what to do with
other than put in the veggie crisper
next to the brocolli
and tell them to play nice

i don't follow politics

perhaps i should
but i don't use social services
i don't own a business
or have a family

and if our taxes are magically reduced
gas prices will increase
or the cost of our daily coffee will skyrocket

we live in a world
of checks and balances

i also believe people in government are guilty
until proven innocent
i question motives
and i find it hard to believe that most people
are genuinely altruistic
or well intentioned
beyond what will result in personal gain or reprieve

i do however think
that the mis-election of this man




is one of the united states of asshats'
greatest acts of idiocy

big thanks
to jeff

for pimping me out today

1:57:57 chip time
finished in the top third



one bag of sharkies
one vanilla energy gel
four waters chugged
one kickass endorphin rush

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.
.
.

a jet plane
will fly me to myrtle beach
this weekend
so that i can run
a half marathon

hey boy
is she everything
that you wanted
and more

the unfortunate predicament
i find myself in
on this day of unrelentless love and admiration for another
is that i have not secured myself a valentine

the impending result
is
that i do not foresee the delicious gift of chocolate
in my immediate future

hoh hum

free air guitar

to the next 100 visitors

okay
so i lied


everybody
this is mr.radmad for night
mr. radmad for a night
...this is everybody

play nice

i'm off for a day of snowshoeing

take that god




oh and i will be going here tonight



hanstar and i are going to
this

looks like fun
five hundred plus people
the bachelors are very attractive
but i think i will not buy one

in the not so distant future
i think i may seek and conquer
a new daytime gig

my boss is going to be a regular on a tv show now
and i'm secretly devising a plan
to get her to replace marilyn dennis
or maybe that preggers blonde chick
on breakfast television
she's too cute and doll-like
and wears flower prints

i think girls that have a flaw
are much prettier than barbie doll types
for example
i find maggie gyllenhaal
to be a true beauty
she's not perfect
but she has a lovely natural uniqueness about her

some days i wish i was blasted rich
because i'm kinda sick of working for my money
this coming from me
who on most thursdays is asked by her boss
to leave early so she can meet her
in the city at some after-work bar or another

which
aside from me liking to drink wine
and yap with the chick (pseudoname for my boss
who is more like a best friend)
i don't particularly enjoy

i hate the afterwork crowd
i wish someone would bring in a can
of polkadot paint and splash it all over
their pretentious
egotistical
holier than thou
attitudes

then they would all look like the clowns
they try so hard to pretend they're not

i'm thinking about training
to become
the world's fastest snowshoe runner

oh and vanilla cognac is potent stuff



i think i may sneak some into a starbucks this afternoon
to make my work day lots of fuuuuuuuuuun
oh and to get ready for tonight

see explanation above

sometimes
i believe
that perhaps God

is trying to say something to me

radmad.ca bumper stickers
have been stuck in many places
across the city

one resides in a men's latrine in Yorkdale mall
classy

there is another one
on a light post on the u of t campus
smart

i have had no hand
in this shameless act of self-promotion
i do however
neither
revel in
nor
abhore
the action

i'm more curious than anything
as to whether there is the outlandish chance
of being sued by that big hotel company

this little british tartlet
has such saucy lyrics
not bad for a twentyone year old
wise beyond her years
hope she doesn't think
things
are gonna get any rosier


Go away now, let me go,
Are you stupid? Or just a little slow?
Go away now I've made myself clear
Nah it's not gonna happen
Not in a a million years

i decided i did not want to go to work today

i am counting down until when i will eat my tomotoe soup

i washed my hair and it is drying on the table

i am contemplating whether i will go out to a bar tonight

i question how i always manage to get into mischief

i wonder how my legs will feel after running 26km saturday morning

i almost fell on ice and i think madison laughed

i washed new bed sheets and can't wait to sleep on them

i sometimes contemplate the meaning of life

i will be seeing my astrologer in march

i wonder if sometimes i sound preachy

i have managed to eat tofu every day this week

i need a new outfit to wear next friday

i don't want to be romanced

i think sometimes i should write a "how to" book

i seem to be too busy doing nothing to call myself lazy

i think it's time to start marketing my next party

i like the way the candlelight is dancing on my wall

i have to decide where to go on vacation

i like how la senza sells nice workout wear

i realize that life is short

i am autographed and up for bid on ebay

conversation from last friday night
forgot i drafted it
it's a very exciting read
not really
oh and for the record
i was in bed by 10pm


DANK says:
hay

DANK says:
you home?

radmad.ca says:
yes

DANK says:
what you do tonight?

radmad.ca says:
nothing.

DANK says:
hu?

DANK says:
wass that....?

radmad.ca says:
i do nothing

DANK says:
you?

DANK says:
yea

DANK says:
right

DANK says:
ok

DANK says:
fine

DANK says:
DONT tell me

DANK says:
sigh...

radmad.ca says:
no plans. it's true

DANK says:
lord

DANK says:
quietly...

DANK says:
dont yell it out

DANK says:
people will HEAR!!!!

radmad.ca says:
yup. it's embarassing

DANK says:
yea...for us too

DANK says:
we have a status to maintin...

radmad.ca says:
you never go out. how is that embarassing?

DANK says:
we tell people you are goin out FOR us

DANK says:
and they think that's cool

DANK says:
our person not going out on a friday is NOT cool

DANK says:
at all

radmad.ca says:
oooooooooh. that's alot of pressure.

DANK says:
yeppers

DANK says:
good week?

radmad.ca says:
meh

radmad.ca says:
i'm in a rut

DANK says:
how so?

DANK says:
a nut in a rut?

radmad.ca says:
i'm monumentally bored right now.... i need a new goal in life. work is good, running has been great, friends amazing... i need something to strive for.

DANK says:
right.....

DANK says:
something artistic?

radmad.ca says:
nah.

DANK says:
hmmm

DANK says:
become a mom?

radmad.ca says:

DANK says:
no huh?.....

DANK says:
well.....

DANK says:
become involved polically?

radmad.ca says:

DANK says:
another sport?

radmad.ca says:
besides running, biking, weights, walking maddie and now snowshoeing.... ummmm. no

DANK says:
right

DANK says:
so??

radmad.ca says:
i'm in a woah is me... yet my life is fuk'n great kind of mood. i can see why superstars use and abuse. out of boredom

DANK says:
ahhh

DANK says:
well that is tough

DANK says:
my life rocks, but i'm bored...

DANK says:
killing spree?

radmad.ca says:
now you're talkin'!

radmad.ca says:
maybe i should rent natural born killers tonight to get some tips on how to do it and then watch CSI to get ideas on how to cover it up

DANK says:
sure

DANK says:
you could do that

radmad.ca says:
sweet