radmad.ca

radmad.ca says:
i'm a worldclass assassin fuckhead

Lord of the Jackal says:
ok

Lord of the Jackal says:
what the fuck does that mean

Lord of the Jackal says:
Slevin again

radmad.ca says:
FINALLY

Lord of the Jackal says:
good flick eh

radmad.ca says:
It's like the 45 minute orgasm you're just waiting for. well it happened.

radmad.ca says:
and yeah it was good.

Lord of the Jackal says:
er...wha?

radmad.ca says:
nevermind. you never took that long.

radmad.ca says:
heh

Lord of the Jackal says:
thanks

radmad.ca says:
no. thank you

Lord of the Jackal says:
ok

that cucumber
was just screaming to be played with






oh and in other news
i fell asleep again last night
during lucky number slevin

i believe that if i were to puzzle together
what i have zoned in and out of
over the 3 attempts to watch it
i may have in fact seen the whole movie

i think i may watch it start to finish tonight

it was rented on sunday
it is now thursday

does rogers has a rent to own program?

raymi with a voice of silk and boots made for walking all over you,
kisses the night and exposes the stars




tony, one of only a few to have adorned the infamous pleather porn couch,
eats slower than any man i have ever met




the breakfast club





grrlsweat, beautifies the skull atop her loverly locks










that flower was like waldo




and this is what happened when ciavarro discovered the twisty self-portrait lens function
on my antique camera...





and many of you don't know that
pre-chili peppers
there was a death metal meddley
that powered through my window



and now i will go finish watching lucky number slevin
which i rented last night
and made it through
oh
15 minutes
before crashing at
oh
8pm

i'm eager with anticipation
to find out whether lucy lui
actually ends up leaving his apt
with the fuk'n cup of sugar

i think i may have some pictures to post
from the weekend

i will run far away
so you don't cross my mind



someone asked me how i know it's over
when love is over
and the lust is gone

and the days seem longer
but filled with less

and i stole the feeling from an image in a song

where the girl and the guy are driving
on a dark highway
and she is at the wheel while he sleeps quietly at her side
and she was listening to the radio
as the headlights light her way in the darkness
and she looks over at him sleeping
wondering what he was dreaming about
when she realized that she didn't care

i guess that's when i would know

hath ew theen ma batheball?

if blue play doh penis licking
was a sport



dank would
WIN GOLD!

oh and this is my bitch
NOT wanting to play ball



and this is my baywatchbitch



running sexily along the beach
attracting the attention of the lifeguards
and pike alike

oh and i'm in a duathlon tomorrow
in niagara-on-the-lake

first race
after a summer of no exercisal activity

if i do well
hanstar is going to assist me in writing a training manual
for party people

"Running races hungover for dummies"


title still under review

it is about to get



a whole lot more crowded round here

are you putting moron ?

i will die broke

buying $70 hair trims
and organic avocados

i pull out my camera

snapping sweaty brows
and gaping white spider eggs

i almost barf

healing the hang
then spinning like the wind

i have a funny feeling

that tonight will be
ummmmmm
capturvating

SNAP

look it up
yeah
it's new

so i was searching around the net
for cool things to do

and i thought of yuk yuks
so i read about some comedians

turns out
a guy i went to highschool with
is a bigshit comedian with them
name is mark forward

also turns out
he was in those molson ex commercials
where the guys "have too much sex"

so
i check it out



also turns out

apparantly
i briefly dated the guy
who shoots the fries
out his nose

not sure
but i think that's 2 degrees of separation

i'm thinking however
a far cry
from kevin bacon

so i ask dank about any watch sitings
turns out he found it on the rock
where i put my blades on outside my house

he hung it on my door handle
and thought i had grabbed it off

nope

not i

so we (he) did a mass check of our front foyer
under rads
under my couch
in the mailbox

wha
huh
what's that in my mailbox?

2 delicious chocolate bars!

that is what is in there...



so i took a bite of each
and they were good

huh
sorry?

what watch????????????????????

moral of the story

if you're gonna lose a watch
be happy if chocolate shows up in it's place

you can love your family
but at the same time
feel the need to shake your head
and wonder
what the fuk?


in other news
my giant tiger watch is still MIA
and i miss it
and feel naked without it
and would like it back

please

this is what it looks like
far away
hugging a dog



and here is what it looks like
really close up
maybe too close up
or possibly far away
after a few too many wobbly pops

if life is a ship

then we were all wrecked

Craig says:
I watched lucky number slevin last night

Craig says:
it was good

radmad says:
eeeeeeeeexcellent.

radmad says:
will i want to masturbate?

Craig says:
I have many movies now

Craig says:
yes

Craig says:
your boy is the star

radmad says:
perfect. bring it over on sunday!

Craig says:
Josh Hartnett

radmad says:
oh i know. but i think it's spelt josh HEARTnet

Craig says:
ya maybe

Craig says:
but I think he had it changed from the original...Osh Kosh Bygosh FARTnett

sweet crap

my $5 giant tiger watch is missing
i must find it
it is being held together by crazy glue
which costed me more than the watch
which is now celebrating its over 1 year anniversary
with me

i must find it
i'm pretty sure i left it out front of my appt
when i was putting on my rollerblade wristguards

fuk
i need it back
it's still got a few km's left on it
and i refuse to let it be gone

i'll offer a reward if it turns up

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

i offer
three fitty

sometimes you just know
that you have stumbled across
something pretty fuk'n special

Well, I don't know much about you
Not more than a smile or two can say
And everything I've learned about you
I've learned through the pit of my stomach anyway

and you'll step on the same crack
and let out the same scream
and think the same thought
then say it out loud

and sometimes you start to realize
that it's time to care about more than yourself
and you are taught to give a little more than you had planned

and you say 'get out of my head'
cause not many people figure out the crazy passage to get there
and you let them stay
so you pour another traveller
and share your hemp heart