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Pray God you can cope
I'll stand outside
This woman's work
This woman's world
Oh it's hard on the man
Now his part is over
Now starts the craft of the father

I know you've got a little life in you left
I know you've got a lotta strength left
I know you've got a little life in you left
I know you've got a lotta strength left
I should be cryin' but I just can't let it show
I should be hopin' but I can't stop thinkin'
All the things we should've said that are never said
All the things we should've done that we never did
All the things we should've given, but I didn't
Oh darlin', make it go
Make it go away

Give me these moments
Give them back to me
Give me your little kiss
Give me your...

(I know you've got a little life in you left)
Give me your hand baby
(I know you've got a lotta strength)
Give me your pretty hand
(I know you've got a little life in you left)
For...
(I know you've got a lotta strength left)
Your lovechild
(I know you've got a little life in you left)
Whatever you need baby
(I know you've got a lotta strength left)
Give me your hand
(I know you've got a little life in you left)
Give me your love
(I know you've got a lotta strength left)

I should be cryin' but I just can't let it show baby
I should be hopin' but I can't stop thinkin
All the things we should've said that we never said
All the things we should've done that we never did
All the things that you wanted from me
All the things that you needed from me
All the things we should've given, but I didn't
Oh darlin', make it go now,
Just make it go away.

funny story





so we go to this masquerade party
and sj and i have managed
to accumulate
a handful of masks over the years



well dank things they are all fagy



so he talks to some guy
some artsy fartsy guy
who says he'll make him one
for $20
"meet me at 7pm on queen st
and we'll do the deal"



turns out the guy goes home
sews a long piece of black felt
in half
and scissor cuts two eye holes



so dano
how does it feel to be felt up by a crooked artist?

today the process of reverse aging begins
i have a plan
my body becomes my temple
i will be that cougar
with long hair
and sculpted arms
and a tight ass
who from behind
you would swear
is hot enough to do from behind

circa 2003

i ended up giving the wig
to a bald guy at the end of the night

i told him he needed it more than i did

then i wrote my phone number
on my turqouoise heals
and traded them for a nice set of runners
with some young stud at the end of the night
he called me alright

to get his shoes back

i miss the princess in the back seat

i think it is time to see the clairvoyant again
i saw this woman a few years ago
her daughter died in a car accident
so she actually read up
and tapped into her innate ability
to communicate with the dead

she is so normal that she's almost abnormal
she works out of her home
in a suburb

anyways
when i saw her
she was able to send me messages from my mom
she even knew her name started with a shhhh
my mom's name was sharon
and she said other stuff
only my mom would know

considering i'm an athiest
is fuk'rd with my head
and my beliefs

for some reason
i need to talk to her again



anyone ya want me to say hi to?

This
is up next

i have a younger sister

she is the yin to my yang

growing up she was a pain in my ass
she was nice
i was mean
she liked being around family
i hid in my room
she got her license before me
i was too lazy

we were no laura and mary ingalls

we fought and yelled
and didn't get along
and got grounded and smacked by pops

my sister is now a nurse
which is quite suitable because
she cares about other people

she is also a nurse with bad timing
who works on shifts where people decide
to kick the bucket
which makes her sad

so sometimes when i am talking to her
and she is sad
i simply have to ask
"is it cause you killed someone today jenn?"

and if i am lucky
she laughs

i believe i might actually
be addicted to my own endorphins

i should bottle them up
so maybe i can slip them in your drink
and you can become addicted too
and i can turn into your endorphin monkey



and be on your speed dial
and show up at your door on payday

so then i can quit my job
and become the sloth i should be

because this addiction
resulting from an intense running program
to run a half marathon
and from cross training on the bike
and from being all bendy doing Yoga
has jacked down my hormone levels
fuk'rd up my ovarian cells
put me at risk for osteoperosis
and i haven't had a period in months

ah well
at least i save money on tampons

right off the flamer gravy train
really shouldn't pass out first
rule #1 in the dude ranch

i saw an episode of the twilight zone
when i was young
a man travelled back in time
but was strongly cautioned not to disrupt a single thing
his time machine landed in a forest
and while travelling through the forest
he clumsily stepped on a butterfly
who unfortunately died right there
from that moment on... the world as we know it
no longer existed

we are all twisted and our lives intertwined



thanks guys
7:42am and i think it's time for bed