radmad.ca: November 2005

Wednesday, November 30, 2005

maybe demi & tom are pro-bono these days

So i've had to remove
The Ballad of young Jimmy Chokerschmidt
cause apparantly Rick Springfield
and his lawyer
are initiating legal action

something about us having slandered his name

meh
he just can't handle the truth

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Tuesday, November 29, 2005

tricky tricktrickster

i learned a new card trick
but that was a couple weeks ago
i fear i may forget the intriquecies
required to amaze and dazzle with it again

the best trick i know
is getting a cork out of an empty wine bottle
without breaking the bottle
that one has won me accolades

i can also fashion a penis
out of a dinner napkin
made my grams blush with that one

oh i'm so dirty

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Sunday, November 27, 2005

666 thousand calories

there was not one movie at rogers
that i wanted to watch
and i hate will farrell
so there was no way i was gonna sit through
anchorman
unless there was a bottle of booze
anchored in my fist

so we watched the omen
and it was good
and i want to see the sequel
so hopefully he gets his little bratass kicked

but alas i have come down from my sugar high
of chocolate covered almonds
chocolate chip cookies
peanut smarties
peanut m&m's
and reese cup

so all i need now is a stomach pump
and a pillow

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the energizer outfit

i swear

i'm going to be buried in this dress

altough i think this time
i have to get it professionally cleaned or something
i tried to get the white chocolate marks out
with eye makeup remover
but
that wasn't such a bright idea

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Sunday, November 20, 2005

dog wantin' a bone

it's not that i'm jealous

but if my wee biatch
keeps trying to grab
sj's nuts
we're going to have to have a little chat

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Friday, November 18, 2005

barf simpson

3 glasses of red wine
and radmad gets the munchies
she needs her chocolate
it's her heroine
sj won't stop on the way home

so radmad waited till sj went to bed
and anhiliated
his entire advent calendar

christmas ain't coming for you this year
sukka

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j-girl is not only pretty
but she has crazy stalkers
which makes her also very cool
and even knows first hand
that eddie vedder has bad breath

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blue like papa smurf

this picture would be way cooler

if my name was roger

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ho ho ho where's da party at?

if you're invited
come

if you're not
you will get to look at the pictures
and if you want
you can photoshop yourself in

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is 26 straight rehearsals overkill?

perhaps

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Monday, November 14, 2005

that's nuts

planters peanuts has thought up a new contest

they have put GPS locators in three of their jars
so if you buy a winning jar
they will find YOU

holy shit

first of all
how fukn' creepy

second of all
if i won
i'd jam the GPS thingy in a the belly of a shit hawk
and watch the mayhem unfold

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Friday, November 11, 2005

spinach spinster

where the hell
did popeye go?

i haven't heard much from him
in the past few years

and does sesame street
exist anymore?

maybe there is only x-box

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Monday, November 07, 2005

big hair in Guam

it's time to grow the eyebrows out
and get big hair again

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sj, me and the pooch
sat while robbie and his band amped

shot a music video at some highschool
in scarlam
we'll probably be in it
and it might get aired

sj thinks they are going to get hardcore
airtime
in Guam

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Sunday, November 06, 2005

run fooooorrest ruuuuuun

first 10k race
damn kenyans have nitrous oxide
running through their veins

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my pacer rhea
kicked my ass in the last leg
for a finish time of 52:12

might have been able to knock
a few minutes off
if i hadn't engaged in heavy toxins
on friday night
and stayed up late enough
for it turn into fukn' early

stopped at the local running room
on the way home today
to join a half marathon clinic
21k here i cum

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Thursday, November 03, 2005

guess what word i'm thinking of

and it's not kitty

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hit and miss

sometimes the only way you can remember
kinda what happened
is when you badger the chick with the camera
to please send shots from the night

and to this day i still don't get
the movie
momento

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sucks session planning

i met a guy who runs
like me
in the wee hours
along the boardwalk
his name is michael
we exchanged basic info like
how far do you run
how long have you been in the beaches
what do you do

so a week or so later
he gives me his business card
and tells me there is a Sr VP position

i spoke with him for a half hour or so
over the phone
sounds like a great opportunity

i have found that through my years
i am quite the paradox

fiercely loyal
yet equally fearful of commitment

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