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in the spirit of the day
i actually wore these things
all day
i was pretty much by myself
the whole time
i've got spirit
gimme an "s"
gimme a "pirit"
what the hell ya got?

me
you got me



she hates it when i dress her up





i told him
it doesn't really count
as a costume
if you have actually worn it
to bars

perfect
i'll be every man's sugar momma!

my dad made sure i had braces
when i was a youngster
he wanted me to have straight teeth
cause boys would think i'm pretty
and one of them would want to marry me

i figure he spent a kazillion dollars on them
so i might as well put some miles on em
first

so tonight was my first yoga class
ever
i want to learn how to be all bendy
and flexible
so i can do things that will
send my dog running to the nearest
psychiatrist's couch

at one time
2010 meant a time far in the future
that we could barely conceive
a time that meant the world
would either be taken over by aliens
or half the population
would consist of robots

now
all 2010 means
is that my car loan is gonna be up
and i will officially have an overpriced
piece of tin on my hands

From : Mart Mart
Sent : October 18, 2005 8:55:29 PM
To : radmadisfancy@hotmail.com
Subject : va chier gros con


c'est ca, ya rien a ajouter....je sais pas pourquoi je te dis ca d'ailleurs...j'avais juste besoin de me defouler, ne le prend pas personnel surtout...!


whatever this says
i don't think it's good
something about

shit large idiot
but don't take it personally

so then i had to go all
Dr. Suess on his ass



moi ne le prendra pas personnellement
pas dans une voiture
pas sur un train
pas dans un baquet
ou les mercis de pluie
de visiter mon emplacement
veuillez venir encore

translation:

i will not take it personally
not in a car
not on a train
not in a bucket
or in the rain
visit my site
and please come again

or something like that

first i was all
yeah take that frenchie fuk
but then
i realized that what i wrote
while rhymes ala sam i am in english
doesn't so much so in french

meh whatever

is it possible to develop ADD
outta no where?

i have to research this shit

sitting at home
doesn't happen much
i can't watch tv
at all

i have to be doing something
and if you talk for a long time
saying not much
i have likely tuned you out
and started to think about
how i can get my hands on
another pack of chocolate covered almonds

the shining
cameron crowesqued

i should be a talent scout
cause donnie was always
my favourite



and i just knew he had
the talent
to make it in film



he just had the right stuff

sometimes i'm at work
sitting at my computer
as i am all hoot holler'n 8 hours
of the day

and my mind wanders
to things i'd really like to find out
or search for
just because the ideas are so
messed up
that i wonder who else has had
these fuk'd up images in their head

but i have this neurotic fear
that if i punch in a dirty search
on google
and my computer breaks down one day
some nosey IT will go through
my google searches
and find something like
"horny circus midget" +squirrel



i'd just have to buy a new laptop

sometimes it's not a good idea

to go to a TO leafs game
in wicked seats
with your hot chick boss
and both dress like hussies
and start yapping with italian guys
because they are from her home town
and drink wine before you go
and some before puck drop
and after the first two goals
and during the Grapes intermission
and then have a few more
because it's there
and then run into the CEO
of your biggest client
and neither you nor your boss
even remember having the conversation
but then going to the Bier Mark't after
and not get let in
and then get let in
only to have to leave because
for some reason
being horizontal is the way to go
and verticalness is kinda tricky
and then formally passing out
on the car ride home
only to puke on the floor in seconds
of getting home
and having your funky drunky boss
start wiping it up
and then waking up in the morning
only to wonder...

who won the game?

meet my real life
bionic man

sj has extrahuman abilities
with his new steel hipball

he foil airport security
and smuggle in weapons of destruction

and he can
not float

but he CAN
mount a wild pony
and buck her like a bronco

i'm gonna get this
painted onto the hood
of the grand prix

what is nervy?



nervy is meeting a new gay friend
and requesting
girls just wanna have fun

nothing good happens
at the end of september
how the fuk can god
have such shitty planning?

it is officially my new
month of depressive
morose

and now i have another
reason to hate god
he only really exists anyways
when there has to be something to blame

sweet dreams p-man