radmad.ca: July 2005

Thursday, July 28, 2005

martha ate muffins

i'm on a roll
look at me go

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Black stations / white stations
break down the doors
stand up and face the music
this is 1984
black stations / white stations
feet on the floor
dance on the ceiling with us
this is 1984

now if you're old enough
sing along

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twins - but not like arnold and danny

my friend jman
looks like christian bale
in batman
when liam neeson is teaching
him to be a jedi master

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i'd show a comparable one
of jman
but i don't have any
that resemble this picture
of christian bale
in the scene

ah whatever...

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white truth

ahem

so i think that someone
in the media
should just fuk'n have the balls
and wherewithall
to just print the truth

that lindsey lohen

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nicole richie and
that chick that played
the fat wednesday girl
in the adams family
and then in that movie
with cher and winona ryder
and then on ally mcbeal

that they are insanely skinny
because they have the same
cocaine dealer

i need to moniter skinny peter

maybe he's got his own monkey

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trippin'

radmad has over the years
become quite the camping officiato
all started in girlie guides
i was a sprite

now
instead of gorp
i concoct
fatladen
pieironed
cherry
turnovers
with ICING

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and i have fans

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named graham
that have friends a campsite over
that can't resist but to be lured over
by these tasty delights

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the godfather

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peter is now eating
better meals than me and sj
this dog is a wonderdog

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Wednesday, July 27, 2005

kalifornia grapes

oh romeo
wherefore art thou juliette

such a shrew should not be tamed

spunky girl
pretty girl
badass girl
with a soft sweet voice

if she worked in my neighbourhood
at a restaurant
or a shop any shop
i'd go in and talk to her

so we could hang out and be friends
cause chick friends
that aren't all dramatic
and prissy
and that don't hold grudges for a kazillion years
are where it's at

it's way easier to have guy friends
but at the end of the day
it's just wierd
talking tampon with testosterone

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Thursday, July 21, 2005

weekend wizardry

chick weekend at a cottage

smashed the boat into a rock
and another boat
killed the propeller
and blamed it on a bigass
fish

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looks got us nowhere
$100 to fix

then forgot the sorrow
with crown and beer and cookies

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this chick is the sexiest MILF
ever!

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Saturday, July 02, 2005

move over chappelle

this would have been funny
even if it wasn't told
over a bottle of
wolfblass

and by my cool
new blonde friend
who i have not
even told is my friend yet

i should pull out
that number
and let her know

k
here goes...

why does snoop dog
carry an umbrella?

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